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-Never.

Is it okay? Does it mess with the pipes? Does it save water?

why would it mess with the pipes? its the same type throughout.

Your obsession and fixation with urination is almost unhealthy and I don't care for it at all.

Your obsession and fixation with urination is almost unhealthy and I don't care for it at all.

Hey, I was JUST about to post that!!!

Your obsession and fixation with urination is almost unhealthy and I don't care for it at all.

Like the last one this thread is the result of watching something produced by Larry David.

I never urinate in the shower, only in the bathtub.

I bet Fritz started this thread.

Darnit B I can never outsmart you :(

Darnit B I can never outsmart you

I lol'd

Every man has surely tried this and every man has surely experienced the utter disappointment that urinating in the shower is. It's just not as satisfying as it ought to be.

However, urinating outside at night when it's really cold is immensely satisfying.

Not to mention steamy.

If you're urinating in the shower than you're either:

A) In a public place and really gross.
B) In a home and likely less than 5 feet from an actual toilet.
C) Filming it for the internet.

I remember living in a condemned towerblock where there was a communal shower. Oh, the empire of shed pubes that congragated in the drain. The stench of a hundred different soaps and shower gels and bodily odours. You actually felt like urinating in there made it cleaner.

B) In a home and likely less than 5 feet from an actual toilet.

To be fair, you'd save the water that would be used in flushing. Still, not something I'm keen to do.

In Ender's Game, when Ender challenges older boys to a contest, they say, "This'll be easier than pissing in the shower." "...And not nearly as fun." It occurs to me that the water in the ship got filtered and recycled....