IRC advisement
Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 10:39 pm
There is a problem. In recent times a concentrated effort by some good for nothing kids and their idealistic tendencies has brought about a minor surge in the participation to our reviled #dc. As a result what you may know as the Ozy and Millie* IRC channel has been active.
The solution? You. We need YOU to stay the hell away from there. Recent estimates reveal that only 90% of forumites regularly avoid #dc, and that must change, for it is still too small a percentage.
How NOT To Join
1. Don't download any sort of program that will allow you to converse with others as you would with other sub-par conversationalists.
2. Get out of the system and live the life of an ascetic monk in the mountain monastries of Tibet, learning the exact melting point of yak butter.
3. Click the link to the IRC but just before you enter the room close the window completely. Live on the edge of possibilities-never-to-be!
4. Get outside and take a walk. Don't worry, the bees don't bite and the fish don't screech.
General Rules and Guidelines
1. The first rule about #dc is that you don't talk about #dc.
2. If you want to have a party in there don't invite all your friends.
3. Porn is posted when you aren't there and it is sooo good and satisfactory.
4. Don't be witty or likeable, we'd rather you preserve our notions of society's inherent faults.
5. IRC is serious business, but only when it's one of the mods talking about running or debating.
6. Roleplaying is comedy gold, just like afros and 4chan memes. Combine all three to get instant appreciation.
7. Remember, you'll never need to quit what you never started in the first place.
Regulars Whom You Might Have the Misfortune To Meet
1. Fritz (What Hermione is to magical learning, Fritz is to furry fandom)
2. Loe (He's usually elsewhere and a total whore for Churuya, or however that's spelled)
3. Klimt (In a love quartet with Javs, Fritz and Lucario, according to reliable sources)
4. Angela (Expect her to kick you if you so much as have the letter t, a or i in your name)
5. Zaaphod (I dunno much about him but he listens to blues, so can't be all bad)
6. Baconsticks (Should be avoided with almost as much effort as Muninn should be)
7. Javs (He is important, even if he does have a Facebook account, in love with tmilk)
8. Tai (Current title holder of most kickable and talkative IRC regular)
9. Astro (Still stealing Nick's parent's beer money, the swine)
10. Dos (Is a goon, so it's only natural to see him think he's better than you)
11. Snowcat (Once sold us out for a pound or so of strawberry cheesecake)
12. Jason (Will yiff you if he wants, and I have proof to back that up)
13. Ibun (His insatiable furriness is matched only by his love for the Beatles)
14. Muninn (The less said about this sorry individual the better)
Side Effects Include
1. Questioning your sexuality
2. A stain that will never wash away
3. Listening to Jethro Tull
4. Combining letters with punctuation marks
5. Newfound knowledge of fellow forum users
6. Unwanted knowledge of fellow forum users
7. Telling people to get out then wishing more people would join
<Fritz> I am no furfag
<Javs> <Fritz> I am no furfag
<Baconsticks> <Fritz> I am no furfag
<Fritz> <Baconsticks> <Fritz> I am no furfag
<Javs> <Fritz> <Baconsticks> <Fritz> I am no furfag
<Fritz> <Javs> <Fritz> <Baconsticks> <Fritz> I am no furfag
<Baconsticks> Fritz> <Javs> <Fritz> <Baconsticks> <Fritz> I am no furfag
<Javs> <Baconsticks> Fritz> <Javs> <Fritz> <Baconsticks> <Fritz> I am no furfag
<Baconsticks> <Javs> <Baconsticks> Fritz> <Javs> <Fritz> <Baconsticks> <Fritz> I am no furfag
Don't join IRC, or do. I don't care.
*discussion of Ozy and Millie is punishable by reading RH Junior's LJ.
The solution? You. We need YOU to stay the hell away from there. Recent estimates reveal that only 90% of forumites regularly avoid #dc, and that must change, for it is still too small a percentage.
How NOT To Join
1. Don't download any sort of program that will allow you to converse with others as you would with other sub-par conversationalists.
2. Get out of the system and live the life of an ascetic monk in the mountain monastries of Tibet, learning the exact melting point of yak butter.
3. Click the link to the IRC but just before you enter the room close the window completely. Live on the edge of possibilities-never-to-be!
4. Get outside and take a walk. Don't worry, the bees don't bite and the fish don't screech.
General Rules and Guidelines
1. The first rule about #dc is that you don't talk about #dc.
2. If you want to have a party in there don't invite all your friends.
3. Porn is posted when you aren't there and it is sooo good and satisfactory.
4. Don't be witty or likeable, we'd rather you preserve our notions of society's inherent faults.
5. IRC is serious business, but only when it's one of the mods talking about running or debating.
6. Roleplaying is comedy gold, just like afros and 4chan memes. Combine all three to get instant appreciation.
7. Remember, you'll never need to quit what you never started in the first place.
Regulars Whom You Might Have the Misfortune To Meet
1. Fritz (What Hermione is to magical learning, Fritz is to furry fandom)
2. Loe (He's usually elsewhere and a total whore for Churuya, or however that's spelled)
3. Klimt (In a love quartet with Javs, Fritz and Lucario, according to reliable sources)
4. Angela (Expect her to kick you if you so much as have the letter t, a or i in your name)
5. Zaaphod (I dunno much about him but he listens to blues, so can't be all bad)
6. Baconsticks (Should be avoided with almost as much effort as Muninn should be)
7. Javs (He is important, even if he does have a Facebook account, in love with tmilk)
8. Tai (Current title holder of most kickable and talkative IRC regular)
9. Astro (Still stealing Nick's parent's beer money, the swine)
10. Dos (Is a goon, so it's only natural to see him think he's better than you)
11. Snowcat (Once sold us out for a pound or so of strawberry cheesecake)
12. Jason (Will yiff you if he wants, and I have proof to back that up)
13. Ibun (His insatiable furriness is matched only by his love for the Beatles)
14. Muninn (The less said about this sorry individual the better)
Side Effects Include
1. Questioning your sexuality
2. A stain that will never wash away
3. Listening to Jethro Tull
4. Combining letters with punctuation marks
5. Newfound knowledge of fellow forum users
6. Unwanted knowledge of fellow forum users
7. Telling people to get out then wishing more people would join
<Fritz> I am no furfag
<Javs> <Fritz> I am no furfag
<Baconsticks> <Fritz> I am no furfag
<Fritz> <Baconsticks> <Fritz> I am no furfag
<Javs> <Fritz> <Baconsticks> <Fritz> I am no furfag
<Fritz> <Javs> <Fritz> <Baconsticks> <Fritz> I am no furfag
<Baconsticks> Fritz> <Javs> <Fritz> <Baconsticks> <Fritz> I am no furfag
<Javs> <Baconsticks> Fritz> <Javs> <Fritz> <Baconsticks> <Fritz> I am no furfag
<Baconsticks> <Javs> <Baconsticks> Fritz> <Javs> <Fritz> <Baconsticks> <Fritz> I am no furfag
Don't join IRC, or do. I don't care.
*discussion of Ozy and Millie is punishable by reading RH Junior's LJ.
