Define Cynical Fan Forums

There is a problem. In recent times our beloved #dc, or what you may know as the "Ozy and Millie* IRC channel," has been dying.

The solution? You. We need YOU to keep the place alive. Recent estimates reveal that only 10% of forumites regularly visit #dc, and that must change.

How To Join
1. Download Mirc, Trillian, HydraIRC, or Chatzilla.
2. Click the link.
3. ???
4. Profit!

General Rules and Guidelines
1. Forum rules apply (kinda)
2. No one under the age of five years admitted
3. Lucario porn is encouraged
4. Don't be an idiot
5. IRC is serious business
6. All roleplaying must be reserved to PM
7. To quit, just type /quit
8. Please also note that at anytime, without warning, any or all of these rules can be suspended

Regulars Whom You Might Meet (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER :V)
1. Me
2. Loe
3. Tmilk
4. Angela
5. Zaaph
6. Baconsticks
7. B
8. Javs
9. BSP
10. Tai
11. Castroduck
12. Dos
13. Snowcat
14. Jason
15. Liz
16. Dan
17. Tarukai
18. Nick
19. Ibun
20. Comrade

Side Effects Include
1. Questioning your sexuality
2. Dirrrty paws
3. Listening to METUL
4. Overuse of ">:@"
5. Telling people to get out
6. Developing an affection for Don Knotts
7. Newfound knowledge of fellow forum users
8. Unwanted knowledge of fellow forum users

So in conclusion, come hang with us and do it as often as possible. We need you.

[00:16] <Loeln> o/
[00:16] <Fritz> o/\o
[00:16] <Loeln> \o/

Join IRC. We care.

*discussion of Ozy and Millie is forbidden.

I joined IRC and I got accepted into college.

Please join. Or else I will not have enough grain to survive the hard winter.

I might return next month. Currently, the university's network disallows the use of the internet for anything that would be fun, awesome, diverting or cheese.

I did go into the irc once, didn't care much for it, never went back.

Hey, am I no longer a regular? Am I not good enough for you?

You're good enough for me nickspoon.

3. Lucario porn is encouraged

Wait a minute...

o_O

Forum rules apply (kinda)

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*catches breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, am I no longer a regular? Am I not good enough for you?

We should start our own IRC nick. One where they will RESPECT US. :<

You're good enough for me nickspoon.

<3

We should start our own IRC nick. One where they will RESPECT US. :<

Viva la revolution.

I did go into the irc once, didn't care much for it, never went back.

To each their own.

There is a problem.

There sure IS a problem

There's no mention of :3 overuse, nor :V

no mention of easy-mode Java room ( chat.acidchat.net ) in the event someone's computer does not allow installations

and most importantly

I'm in the middle of some list after the untold hours I've been on :@ I go on a vacation put off for 3 years after finals and my grandpa getting hospitalized thus leading to me seeing family I haven't seen for years (philippines gets off summer vacation i.e. goes back to school in june) and one of my two bestest friends getting hit by a car and you forget about me already, leaving forever

also calling it now, only 3-4 people show up new, and they stop coming after < two weeks

(still on vacation, brb real life)

I'm in the middle of some list after the untold hours I've been on :@ I go on a vacation put off for 3 years after finals and my grandpa getting hospitalized thus leading to me seeing family I haven't seen for years (philippines gets off summer vacation i.e. goes back to school in june) and one of my two bestest friends getting hit by a car and you forget about me already, leaving forever

also calling it now, only 3-4 people show up new, and they stop coming after < two weeks

(still on vacation, brb real life)

:O

There's no mention of :3 overuse, nor :V

no mention of easy-mode Java room ( chat.acidchat.net ) in the event someone's computer does not allow installations

and most importantly

I'm in the middle of some list after the untold hours I've been on :@ I go on a vacation put off for 3 years after finals and my grandpa getting hospitalized thus leading to me seeing family I haven't seen for years (philippines gets off summer vacation i.e. goes back to school in june) and one of my two bestest friends getting hit by a car and you forget about me already, leaving forever

We chose >:@ over :3 to balance out the furriness

And FINE I fixed the list :<