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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2004 7:37 pm
by norsenerd
<a href='http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html' target='_blank'>The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army</a><br><br><br>"174. Furby is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it's actually DOD policy)."<br><br>My father helped to formalize that policy, at-least at the CIA. They have recording devices in them and someone who knows what they're doing can easily alter it to record ambiant sound.

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2004 8:27 pm
by Salad Man
You know, Furbies don't really have recording devices in them.

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2004 8:30 pm
by Dr. Doog
SS: check out 54

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2004 8:38 pm
by Henohenomoheji
I congratulate you on finding that and making me laugh.

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:31 am
by Supersmoke
That's old school.<br><br>But it's hilarious.<br><br>Mt favorite one:<br><br>#54. 'Napalm sticks to kids' is *not* a motivational phrase.

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:37 am
by Zylo
That reminds me of some books I've read recently about soldiers in war (especially Catch-22, soldiers just kind of out there).

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:51 am
by Dr. Doog
yes, that is a good band.<br><br><br>...WHAT!?

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 2:47 am
by Henohenomoheji
He just means they suck. :D<br><br>btw, exactly how can you use "catch-22" in that context? I thought C22 was 22 moles of carbon, and that a catch-22 was a paradox of a sort like Millie described.<br><br>...and how did all those posts get above mine without my knowlege? has someone been using cool mod powers again?!

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 3:40 am
by Zylo
Ummm...<u>Catch-22</u>, the book...it's about a soldier in WWII...it's funny as heck, I'd reccomend it, this "Skippy" guy sounds a lot like the main character.

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 9:25 pm
by Dr. Doog
<!--QuoteBegin-iyestorm+Mar 28 2004, 10:47 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (iyestorm @ Mar 28 2004, 10:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> He just means they suck. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>btw, exactly how can you use "catch-22" in that context? I thought C22 was 22 moles of carbon, and that a catch-22 was a paradox of a sort like Millie described.<br><br>...and how did all those posts get above mine without my knowlege? has someone been using cool mod powers again?! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> that was a joke. catch twenty two is a band. so is sum 41. and... whatever else she said.

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 9:36 pm
by Henohenomoheji
matchbox twenty.<br><br>Yeesh, these things are confusing!

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 10:59 pm
by Dr. Dos

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:50 am
by Zylo
Matchbox-20 does suck. And now they make us spell it out "Matchbox-Twenty." If they can't make good music, I'm not making the effort to spell their name!

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 12:38 am
by Dr. Doog
i happen to like alternative and stuff, which can really be mimicing almost any style of rock, so i like them.

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2004 7:32 am
by penguinita
# 79. I am neither the king nor queen of cheese. <br><br>*snerk* cheese is just enherently funny