The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Sun Mar 28, 2004 7:37 pm

<a href='http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html' target='_blank'>The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army</a> "174. Furby is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it's actually DOD policy)." My father helped to formalize that policy, at-least at the CIA. They have recording devices in them and someone who knows what they're doing can easily alter it to record ambiant sound.

Salad Man · Postby **Salad Man** » Sun Mar 28, 2004 8:27 pm

You know, Furbies don't really have recording devices in them.

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Sun Mar 28, 2004 8:30 pm

SS: check out 54

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sun Mar 28, 2004 8:38 pm

I congratulate you on finding that and making me laugh.

Supersmoke · Postby **Supersmoke** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:31 am

That's old school. But it's hilarious. Mt favorite one: #54. 'Napalm sticks to kids' is *not* a motivational phrase.

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:37 am

That reminds me of some books I've read recently about soldiers in war (especially Catch-22, soldiers just kind of out there).

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:51 am

yes, that is a good band. ...WHAT!?

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 2:47 am

He just means they suck. :D btw, exactly how can you use "catch-22" in that context? I thought C22 was 22 moles of carbon, and that a catch-22 was a paradox of a sort like Millie described. ...and how did all those posts get above mine without my knowlege? has someone been using cool mod powers again?!

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 3:40 am

Ummm...Catch-22, the book...it's about a soldier in WWII...it's funny as heck, I'd reccomend it, this "Skippy" guy sounds a lot like the main character.

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 9:25 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (iyestorm @ Mar 28 2004, 10:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> He just means they suck. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /> btw, exactly how can you use "catch-22" in that context? I thought C22 was 22 moles of carbon, and that a catch-22 was a paradox of a sort like Millie described. ...and how did all those posts get above mine without my knowlege? has someone been using cool mod powers again?!  </td></tr></table>  that was a joke. catch twenty two is a band. so is sum 41. and... whatever else she said.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 9:36 pm

matchbox twenty. Yeesh, these things are confusing!

Dr. Dos · Postby **Dr. Dos** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 10:59 pm

I assume you had <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.net/2002/om20021109.html' target='_blank'>http://www.ozyandmillie.net/2002/om20021109.html</a> on your mind there.

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:50 am

Matchbox-20 does suck. And now they make us spell it out "Matchbox-Twenty." If they can't make good music, I'm not making the effort to spell their name!

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 12:38 am

i happen to like alternative and stuff, which can really be mimicing almost any style of rock, so i like them.

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 7:32 am

# 79. I am neither the king nor queen of cheese. *snerk* cheese is just enherently funny

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