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Yes you read that right, werewolf Sonic:

It all started off with these screenshots:
http://sega-portal.de/blog/279/erste-so ... d-screens/

At which point most Sonic fans (including me) were crying, "Early April Fools joke". Then this monstocity was discovered:
http://gonintendo.com/wp-content/photos/1299.jpg

That's enough to make any Sonic fan who's sick of Sega's bullshit gimmicks pantsless vomit blood!

Okay, no one wants to play as some bastardized furry version of Sonic. Sonic fans want a Sonic game where you play as (get this, this is really cool) SONIC! No gimmicks, no 50 new characters, we want SONIC. don't get how Sega was sitting around thinking of an idea and someone said, "Hey how about werewolf Sonic!" and they all thought it was a good idea.

Originally, when I saw the werewolf I still called "April Fools" but then this was found:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrD-g4Oj7IE

Okay I'll admit it, the gameplay looks good. It actually looks fun. 2D meets 3D sorta like. It's not a bad idea at all... especially since Sega can't seem to do a decent 3D Sonic game .... and even more info was found and it seems Sonic, Tails and Knuckles are the only playable characters (thus far). Okay fine Sega, you have my attention. If they really are the only playable characters and Tails isn't in a mech and Knuckles isn't treasure hunting, it might have hope.

As for the werewolf thing, I'm still praying that part is an April Fools joke but I guess we'll find out soon enough

I'm hoping that 'werewolf' sonic is something else entirely.

Something golden. With red rings in it's eyes .

It doesn't look like it, though.

EDIT:
This pic would look a lot less freaky if he didn't have that skin that looks like plastic,

Looking at that picture of Sonic… can you say "Nightmare Fuel?" Brr. I'm kind of freaked out now.

But, in all seriousness, is it just me, or have the creators of Sonic been progressively destroying their own franchise over the years?

It's not just you, it's fact.

Just play that romhack Sonic 1 Megamix for a good sonic game.

It ought as well be Sonic 4.

Yeah that hack is one of the best I've ever seen if not THE best. Too bad Sega doesnt' make them like that anymore

I hope it's not "werewolf Sonic". That's too much of a ripoff of Zelda: Twilight Princess.

I thought Sonic already had an emo evil side that everybody hated. Y'know, the emo black hedgehog. The one that used guns?

Werewolf sonic looks like me with my 6 o'clock shadow.

Looking at that YouTube game footage...

Why does it look like a cross between Sonic and Little Big Planet?

What's lamer and more furry than just regular sonic?

pantsless werewolf sonic. People are going to have a fap fest over this crap.

I thought Sonic already had an emo evil side that everybody hated.

Actually, I read that Shadow placed second only to Sonic in popularity in a survey about Sonic-verse characters.

Of course, popularity is a funny thing. A few months ago, a survey found that George W. Bush and Hillary Clinton were the most popular man and woman in the country. I'd sooner believe the exact opposite.

A few months ago, a survey found that George W. Bush and Hillary Clinton were the most popular man and woman in the country. I'd sooner believe the exact opposite.

Maybe they mean popular as in most well-known, rather than most liked.

What's lamer and more furry than just regular sonic?

pantsless werewolf sonic. People are going to have a fap fest over this crap.

This does suck, and does worry me, but at least the gameplay footage seems okay so far... and as long as you play ONLY as the Big Three, I'll be happy... but yeah, Werewolf Sonic would make the fandom have unlimited orgasms. Disgusting.

The only thing worse would be bishonen Sonic.

From what I've seen, Tails is enough of a bishounen.