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If you could amass an army of video game characters, who would they be? Assume a limited ammount of characters, and they have to the appropriate work if they want to transform/get powers not available at beginning of game/whatever.<br><br>Tails doesn't count, because that would be a given for most everyone here.<br><br>...Okay, stop whining, he does count. Just stop whining!

<a href='http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pol.php' target='_blank'>Pol</a> would be defenatly on it.<br><br>oh.. and <a href='http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html' target='_blank'>Trogdor</a>!

<ul><li>Sly Cooper, of course. He'd be the incredibly sexy and fearless leader. He'd also be there for general ass-kicking.</li><li>Arkantos from Age of Mythology: The Titans Expansion (as a god) for strategy and shooting lightning at people.</li><li>Ratchet, the not-as-hot-as-Sly-but-still-moderately-hot... whatever he is, would provide weapons and crap. 'Cos he has some cool weapons.</li><li>Sora from Kingdom Hearts. 'Nuff said.</li><li>A few Pokemon. The cool ones. Like... Mewtwo. He kicks ass ('cept at the end of that first movie which, I am ashamed to admit, I own on video). None of that "Pikachu" crap. I hate that little yellow thing.</li><li>Mario. He keeps managing to beat up a huge dinosaur thing with a spiky shell, so he must be good for something. He never does any actual plumbing though. Lazy.</li><li>Sly Cooper again, in hopes that the enemy would be blinded by double Sly hottness.</li><li>Nah, I changed my mind. No Ratchet. Instead, Samus Aran. Yeah, she's awesome. And has that gun-thing.</li><li>Knuckles; he could kick Tails's and Sonic's asses multiple times.</li><li>Sam Fisher from... whatever game he was in. I can't remember the name. He'd handle sneaky stuff that would mess up Sly's fur. And his shoes. Like skulking around a sewer, and stuff.</li></ul>Come to think of it, all you'd really need is Sly. And maybe Sora. But just for backup.<br>Mario can tag along too. He'd be the plucky comic relief.

All I need are my 3 chars from FFVII: Cloud, Red XIII, Cid. The three of them already saved the world and took down the evil Shin-Ra corporation, they're unstoppable, so one can step up to them.<br><br>Why do I get the feeling FoxChild and I will be fighting over who gets Red XIII soon?

Because you will.

<!--QuoteBegin-Salad Man+Mar 22 2004, 11:21 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Salad Man @ Mar 22 2004, 11:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <ul><li>Sly Cooper, of course. He'd be the incredibly sexy and fearless leader. He'd also be there for general ass-kicking.</li><li>Arkantos from Age of Mythology: The Titans Expansion (as a god) for strategy and shooting lightning at people.</li><li>Ratchet, the not-as-hot-as-Sly-but-still-moderately-hot... whatever he is, would provide weapons and crap. 'Cos he has some cool weapons.</li><li>Sora from Kingdom Hearts. 'Nuff said.</li><li>A few Pokemon. The cool ones. Like... Mewtwo. He kicks ass ('cept at the end of that first movie which, I am ashamed to admit, I own on video). None of that "Pikachu" crap. I hate that little yellow thing.</li><li>Mario. He keeps managing to beat up a huge dinosaur thing with a spiky shell, so he must be good for something. He never does any actual plumbing though. Lazy.</li><li>Sly Cooper again, in hopes that the enemy would be blinded by double Sly hottness.</li><li>Nah, I changed my mind. No Ratchet. Instead, Samus Aran. Yeah, she's awesome. And has that gun-thing.</li><li>Knuckles; he could kick Tails's and Sonic's asses multiple times.</li><li>Sam Fisher from... whatever game he was in. I can't remember the name. He'd handle sneaky stuff that would mess up Sly's fur. And his shoes. Like skulking around a sewer, and stuff.</li></ul>Come to think of it, all you'd really need is Sly. And maybe Sora. But just for backup.<br>Mario can tag along too. He'd be the plucky comic relief. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> There's so much wrong with that I don't knwo where to begin.

Ok, I get Red XIII, and I'd like cloud as well, but I will settle for the former! Oh, and add Sonic and Megaman (X) or Zero (from the X series), and that's my ultimate 3 fighter party.<br><br>*edit* for a 5 fighter party, add either Chrono or Magus, and either Locke or Cecil.

Sephiroth- FF VIII ("...") (you never said only playable characters)<br>Ansem- Kingdom Hearts ("It is I, Ansem, the seeker of darkness") (same thing)<br>And maybe Moltres of pokemon (yes I know he sucks in the game but he's cool!) if not Moltres then Zapdos.<br><br><br><br>

I chose chip from chips chalange to round out my team!

Mario, Luigi, Ranma, Ryoga

I'd get an army af all those hot... um... nevermind.

Huh... If I were listing mine, a bunch of them would already be taken.<br>there's the first time I agree with salad man: Knuckles could whoop sonic and tails at the same time. I just can't believe there's not a level where you could do that.<br><br>anyway, for the overly curious:<br><br>KIRBY!!!!!!!!!!!!<br>X and/or Zero<br>Rikimaru<br>Evo<br>Ryu<br>Dante<br>Marina<br>Bomberman (AND POMMY!!!)<br>and maybe... Banjo+Kazooie. If I have enough room.

Eother sonic or tails will be able to whop[ up on that punk [censored]! He ain't got nothin' on them two [cosnored]!

Link from the Legend of Zelda. Zero from Mega Man Zero is cool too.<br><br>EDIT: Oh yes, I'd pick Ayato from the upcoming RahXephon game, just because he'd win.

Cammy, the army chick. be blinded by her ugly bodythong picture!!!