Think you're so damned smart...you give it a shot....
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:30 pm
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Think you're so damned smart...you give it a shot....
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:41 pm
Well if Vince McMahon can do it...
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:07 pm
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:55 pm
That's pretty much how all religions are born, when you think about it.
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:10 am
Marty is my new messiah Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:03 pm
Yes, but there's no Papal gold. The only gold good enough to worship God with.
Lousy ill-funded new religions.
Lousy ill-funded new religions.
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:38 pm
Sounds Irelevant
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:50 pm
It's religion. Of course it's irrelevant.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:56 pm
1) Create a God.
Dokushiguma.
2) Make it in charge of something people already focus on,
BOWEL MOVEMENTS.
3) Make it something that people will be reminded of frequently.
Humans defecate with nigh-alarming frequency.
4) Make it easy for them to "buy into" the worship of your New God.
When you make teh poops, you're praying to Dokushiguma.
5) Make it ambiguous.
Pooping is good, poop is bad. Farting is good, passing gas is bad. Hot dogs must be eaten with mustard and celery salt.
6) Establish some standards by which the God should be referred to,
Call him "NNNNNNNNMMMGGGHHFHMMRMMG WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR".
7) Make cool symbols.
You need an opposing force.
Hitler.
9) You need to confuse everybody.
10) The Big Reward.
Dokushiguma.
2) Make it in charge of something people already focus on,
BOWEL MOVEMENTS.
3) Make it something that people will be reminded of frequently.
Humans defecate with nigh-alarming frequency.
4) Make it easy for them to "buy into" the worship of your New God.
When you make teh poops, you're praying to Dokushiguma.
5) Make it ambiguous.
Pooping is good, poop is bad. Farting is good, passing gas is bad. Hot dogs must be eaten with mustard and celery salt.
6) Establish some standards by which the God should be referred to,
Call him "NNNNNNNNMMMGGGHHFHMMRMMG WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR".
7) Make cool symbols.
You need an opposing force.Hitler.
9) You need to confuse everybody.
10) The Big Reward.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:18 pm
The big reward is that you get a rope around your neck and led around by a farmer?
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:06 pm
Yes! Dude wouldn't that be AWESOME?The big reward is that you get a rope around your neck and led around by a farmer?
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:04 pm
What does he farm? radioactive waste? *points to barn doors*
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:53 pm
This thread is causing the song "Fishing for Religion" by Arrested Development to get stuck in my head. MAKE IT STOP!
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:09 pm
EPIC LOL! XD1) Create a God.
Dokushiguma.
2) Make it in charge of something people already focus on,
BOWEL MOVEMENTS.
3) Make it something that people will be reminded of frequently.
Humans defecate with nigh-alarming frequency.
4) Make it easy for them to "buy into" the worship of your New God.
When you make teh poops, you're praying to Dokushiguma.
5) Make it ambiguous.
Pooping is good, poop is bad. Farting is good, passing gas is bad. Hot dogs must be eaten with mustard and celery salt.
6) Establish some standards by which the God should be referred to,
Call him "NNNNNNNNMMMGGGHHFHMMRMMG WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR".
7) Make cool symbols.
Hitler.
9) You need to confuse everybody.
10) The Big Reward.
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:37 pm
Thanks. 
Hey, my real first name is Chris! I just now realized... that... wait, never mind, I forgot what I was going to say.
Hey, my real first name is Chris! I just now realized... that... wait, never mind, I forgot what I was going to say.