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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 6:46 am
by Jerry Roosevelt
Welcome to Popular Game Show. This is the only game show where I make up the rules as I go along, and not a lot is as it seems. We're all set, and ready. So, who is our first contestant?

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 7:35 am
by Foxchild
*raises hand*<br><br>ok, i'll be the first victim.

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 7:41 am
by Tavis
Way to go, FoxChild! Go for the Bonus Ball!

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 8:12 am
by Jerry Roosevelt
OK, Foxchild. You have three lifelines.<br><br>"Ask the Babies": 100 babies give their opinions... all at the same time.<br>"Add 2 choices": Two choices are added to the question.<br>and "Phone your puppy"... I assume you have a puppy, right? Well, phone him or her!<br><br>And remember, we reserve the right to add, subtract, or change anything during the game. Let's play!<br><br>First question...<br><br>What is the square root of cheese?<br><br>a) Nacho<br>b ) Orange<br>c) Che<br>d) Ese<br>e) Octagon<br>f) Cheese

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 8:21 am
by Foxchild
well, cheese is yellow, and orange is PART yellow on the RBY spectrum, and yelow is a part of red and green on the RBG spectrum, so perhaps the answer is orange!<br>...<br><br>WAIT! NO! cheese times cheese always equals more cheese! (mmm, cheese!), so F) Cheese, final answer!

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 8:28 am
by Jerry Roosevelt
You...<br><br><br>are...<br><br><br>right! $12.88! Now, you got it right, so we'll add another lifeline... "Ask Monarx". I'll give you advice, but it might not be right. Or might it?<br><br>Question 2 for $59.20...<br><br>In essay form, describe the 8 of diamonds. 16 to 28 words in length.

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 3:43 pm
by norsenerd
-BZZT

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 4:16 pm
by Henohenomoheji
Iyestorm [5--0--2] has joined the game.

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 7:01 pm
by Supersmoke
I sense that brain anneurisms are imminent in this game.<br>meh

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 8:07 pm
by Jerry Roosevelt
OK, Iyestorm, for $25 and the block, 1, 2, or 3?

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 8:14 pm
by Henohenomoheji
I choose to choose by not choosing.

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 12:31 am
by Jerry Roosevelt
(ding ding)<br><br>Hey, lookee there, that means you win $50 and a chance to go to the Mess Round. Here, you have to swim through this pool full of green pudding and find the nickel. You only have until this round is over to find it though! Readygo! (push)

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 12:37 am
by norsenerd
Umm... Monarx. I swalowed the fifty dolars. Sorry.

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 12:40 am
by Henohenomoheji
*eats pudding*<br><br>mmm... lime...<br><br>uh... this won't disqualify me, will it?

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 1:34 am
by Jerry Roosevelt
Only if you don't eat the nickel.<br><br>And it's OK, Norsenerd. We can always get more. We're a TV show, remember? <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->