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The Resistance LIVES!

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:47 pm
by Extreme-Speed
Day 15:
It is I, fellow rebels. Through the use of a magnetized paper clip I was able to reverse the polarity on my hard drive and therefore deflect the Marty Meme mind control beam. I've located the top secret spy satellite he is using to transmit these waves and I hope to be able to shut it down soon. In the mean time I warn against becoming embroiled in these marty/anti-marty disputes. It is merely a diversion. Marty's forces are preparing for a major move of some sort, but as of yet I have been unable to determine what that move will be. Keep your eyes open and your ears to the ground (No, not both at the same time). Don't give up hope! Victory will soon be ours!

P.S. I have reason to believe they have created an AI clone of my personality. this clone is identical in thought to me except it is mindlessly obedient to the will of the dark leaders of the Marty movement. Do not believe any pro Marty posts you read in my name, until this time of crisis is over. Seychelles out.


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Joy and Jubilation! The worst had been feared. Welcome back to the ranks of those who dare defy the might of this insidious empire.
I am afraid that my own computer has been entirely possessed by hostile programing - it tried to 'convert' me several times. I escaped, and have no knowledge of what it is up to now......I am forced to use this library computer, but I fear I may be traced, so I must be brief.

While Seychelles is in the process of infiltrating the very ranks of Marty Meme industeries to discover their true motives (I suspect more is at play here than meets the eye. Or both eyes), I have been pursuing a different line of investigation. Obviously, by creating horribly cute images, Marty's name will get spread everywhere. What piece of code, then, receives the satellite transmissions? I believe that the answer lies were none have thought to look - the Liz database. It.........Oh no! A trace has been completed from the web board to here! I must run while there is still time! Never give up! Never Surrender!

- ExtremeSpeed out

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:50 pm
by Baconsticks
I had Tupperware, so I was immune to it when I joined the forum.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:02 am
by Svix
I had Tupperware, so I was immune to it when I joined the forum.
Not even the power of Tupperware can withstand such omnipotence.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:06 am
by rabid_fox
Somewhere along the line, this became so insular that it imploded.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:18 am
by Shivanghi Seychelles
FOR YOUR EYES ONLY:

Day 16:
Greetings once again, loyal members of the resistance. I have infiltrated a shipping crate en route by sea to the Marty Meme industries space elevator, where I will hope I can find a secure access point capable of uploading the Ozymandias virus onto the space satellite, allowing for your safe, worry free operations. I have enough food and water inside this crate for 15 days. I hope the cargo ship does not tarry on the way. I wish you all the best of luck in your future operations. Do not fail, and never give up hope! Even this seemingly omnipotent foe cannot withstand the resistance!

Seychelles out.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:42 am
by Extreme-Speed
[incoming message from resistancecell member #1214a]

***

Once, I was a member of the resistance.

No more.

Never again.

I have been shown the light! The true path to redemption! All because I was shown Marty! Believe me, once you are shown, you cannot believe that you were once a part of the resistance, of how you were once a part of such a misguided organization! The Resistance will die! Marty Industeries will crush you all and show the path to enlightenment! True power for humanity! Don't believe me? Well, then you will all rue what you have sown...

Look! I will prove it to you! I will upload an image of Marty to your servers, drawn by Liz herself! Once you lay your eyes on it, everything will become crystal clear! Never has anything so cute, so KAWAII been created!

***

[message terminated at 3:35 am]

[resistance cell member #1214a compromised. all links being terminated and erased]

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:16 am
by Richard K Niner
*watches his second last line of defence break down*

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:00 am
by Baconsticks

Not even the power of Tupperware can withstand such omnipotence.
You must think with portals.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:28 am
by Holyman83
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:40 am
by Kyler Thatch
:marty:
ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!
ONE OF- ...aw dangit, not again!

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:04 am
by Comrade K
Resistance is in my nature.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:11 am
by Baconsticks
Do I get membership benifits if I join?

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:55 am
by Ibun
Day Seventeen: ACCIDENT?

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:10 am
by osprey
:marty: :marty: :marty: :marty: :marty:

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:31 pm
by Ibun
:o