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Why capture your worst enemy?
It gives a sort of sense of accomplishment.

Why explain in detail your fiendish plan?
So that at least someone will know how brilliant it was before you fail.

Why fail?
To lull enemies into a false sense of security, and give them more hope to be crushed when you do succeed.

Feel free to post your own super villain secrets here.
EDIT: By the way, I'm "other." I'm a lazy villain that specializes in "Villain Theory," or a "Malicious Complacency Specialist." This simply means I'm satisfied with being evil and doing nothing.

I voted other, as I am an anti-hero.

I intend to steal 41 cakes, and be more terrible than Lex Luthor.

I intend to steal 41 cakes, and be more terrible than Lex Luthor.

that's as many as four tens plus one! devious.

and I'm some random madman standing off to the side.

I'm the mad genius who has his eccentric and thoroughly unlikely creation stolen and turned on mankind by the supervillan.

I am war, I am pain
I am all you´ve ever slain
I am tears in your eyes
I am grief, I am lies

I am pure, I am true
I am all over you
I am laugh, I am smile
I am the earth defiled

I am the cosmic storms
I am the tiny worms
I am fear in the night
I am bringer of light

This threat is turning out most satisfactorily. Bwahaha*yerf*hahaha!

I am war, I am pain
I am all you´ve ever slain
I am tears in your eyes
I am grief, I am lies

I am pure, I am true
I am all over you
I am laugh, I am smile
I am the earth defiled

I am the cosmic storms
I am the tiny worms
I am fear in the night
I am bringer of light

At first I thought that was "Sad But True"... Then I'm all like DUH

I intend to steal 41 cakes, and be more terrible than Lex Luthor.

You say cakes, but it looks more like pies.

And that's terrible.

you need an "Innocent (bystander/victim) w/ Flamethrower"

I'm the ambiguous drifter type. Like a mercenary, but not necessarily following money.

I would be the anti-villain, sitting in my super-secret underground layer building nefarious devices which feed the poor and fix holes in socks.

I would be the anti-villain, sitting in my super-secret underground layer building nefarious devices which feed the poor and fix holes in socks.

Don't forget the fluid catalytic cracking unit. (It makes shoes for orphans.)

And all of this can be done during "Maniacal Cackle" practice.

I would be the anti-villain, sitting in my super-secret underground layer building nefarious devices which feed the poor and fix holes in socks.

Guerrilla philanthropy FTW.