Super Villain Secrets!

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What kind are you?

Super Villain
3
17%
Super Hero
0
No votes
Just plain SUPER!
4
22%
Not super.
1
6%
Minion
0
No votes
Innocent (bystander/victim)
4
22%
other (please specify)
6
33%
 
Total votes: 18

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Postby KJ Fellie » Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:35 pm

You've always wanted to know!

Why capture your worst enemy?
It gives a sort of sense of accomplishment.

Why explain in detail your fiendish plan?
So that at least someone will know how brilliant it was before you fail.

Why fail?
To lull enemies into a false sense of security, and give them more hope to be crushed when you do succeed.

Feel free to post your own super villain secrets here.
EDIT: By the way, I'm "other." I'm a lazy villain that specializes in "Villain Theory," or a "Malicious Complacency Specialist." This simply means I'm satisfied with being evil and doing nothing.
Quoth the spotted fox: <b>*yerf*</b> :locke:
You usually
have to take what people say
with a grain of salt.
(or in cases like
mine, a shaker or two may
yield the best result.)

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Postby Doc Sigma » Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:08 pm

I voted other, as I am an anti-hero.

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Postby Dr. Dos » Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:15 pm

I intend to steal 41 cakes, and be more terrible than Lex Luthor.

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Postby Tarukai » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:33 am

I intend to steal 41 cakes, and be more terrible than Lex Luthor.
that's as many as four tens plus one! devious.

and I'm some random madman standing off to the side.
[00:34:00] <Dermy> I do love to manipulate the standard rules of language for opportunistic effect
[00:34:06] <Dermy> Like a grammar hyena, I am
[00:34:16] <Dermy> Munching on the tasty entrails of tradition

[22:26:20] <MuffinSticks> I'm a chocolate muffin with white ears and a striped black and red tail
[22:26:35] <MuffinSticks> And exactly 6 chips

My DA account, for those who care enough to look/click/etc.
And my FA account as well!

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Postby CameronCN » Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:18 am

I'm the mad genius who has his eccentric and thoroughly unlikely creation stolen and turned on mankind by the supervillan.
My DeviantArt | My LiveJournal | My Webcomic
Cameron is awesome because:
-Because he has an artistic style that is both complex and minimalist. This is profound!
-He once drew me as a roadrunner. It was an actual honest to god feral roadrunner, but a roadrunner nonetheless!
-He lives in Idaho among the wilderness and stuff and I envy him for that. 3:
-He is probably one of the most personable artists on here.
-I think he's the only one of us on here who drew a fanart that made it as a guest strip on O&M. This is an accomplishment!

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Postby Arloest » Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:59 am

I am war, I am pain
I am all you´ve ever slain
I am tears in your eyes
I am grief, I am lies

I am pure, I am true
I am all over you
I am laugh, I am smile
I am the earth defiled

I am the cosmic storms
I am the tiny worms
I am fear in the night
I am bringer of light
Who sleeps shall awake, greeting the shadows from the sun
Who sleeps shall awake, looking through the window of our lives
Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...

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Postby KJ Fellie » Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:51 pm

This threat is turning out most satisfactorily. Bwahaha*yerf*hahaha!
Quoth the spotted fox: <b>*yerf*</b> :locke:
You usually
have to take what people say
with a grain of salt.
(or in cases like
mine, a shaker or two may
yield the best result.)

むらがあるフォックス
If you miss my old sigs...

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Postby Doc Sigma » Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:19 pm

I am war, I am pain
I am all you´ve ever slain
I am tears in your eyes
I am grief, I am lies

I am pure, I am true
I am all over you
I am laugh, I am smile
I am the earth defiled

I am the cosmic storms
I am the tiny worms
I am fear in the night
I am bringer of light
At first I thought that was "Sad But True"... :oops: Then I'm all like DUH

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Postby Muninn » Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:09 pm

I intend to steal 41 cakes, and be more terrible than Lex Luthor.
You say cakes, but it looks more like pies.

And that's terrible.

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Postby Holyman83 » Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:34 am

you need an "Innocent (bystander/victim) w/ Flamethrower" :marty:
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Postby Foxhound » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:31 am

I'm the ambiguous drifter type. Like a mercenary, but not necessarily following money.
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"No matter how cynical you are, it is impossible to keep up."

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Postby nickspoon » Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:08 pm

I would be the anti-villain, sitting in my super-secret underground layer building nefarious devices which feed the poor and fix holes in socks.
If you do not repent, I will come to you and remove your lampstand from its place. (Revelation 2:5, NIV)
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Postby Doc Sigma » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:01 pm

I would be the anti-villain, sitting in my super-secret underground layer building nefarious devices which feed the poor and fix holes in socks.
Don't forget the fluid catalytic cracking unit. (It makes shoes for orphans.)

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Postby KJ Fellie » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:03 pm

And all of this can be done during "Maniacal Cackle" practice.
Quoth the spotted fox: <b>*yerf*</b> :locke:
You usually
have to take what people say
with a grain of salt.
(or in cases like
mine, a shaker or two may
yield the best result.)

むらがあるフォックス
If you miss my old sigs...

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Postby Tom Flapwell » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:20 pm

I would be the anti-villain, sitting in my super-secret underground layer building nefarious devices which feed the poor and fix holes in socks.
Guerrilla philanthropy FTW.
See other much-maligned creatures in my webcomic: http://downscale.comicgenesis.com


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