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Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:37 pm**

Happy birthday.

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:59 pm**

I haven't seen you in a huh-while. Happy birthday anyway. May you never find a mongoose in your soup. Unless you're also eating cobra-burgers.

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:14 pm**

Thanks

I had a party! And I invited my best friends! And cake!

(OK I didn't REALLY have a party... but I opened family presents this morning consisting of Zelda DS, an old PC game I wanted, and my brother gifted me Pokemon Snap on Wii's Virtual Console... the first thing I saw when I woke up was my Wii glowing like mad. Also I have been promised cake later on.)

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:27 pm**

Noooooooo! Mazz, don't be a hero! The cake is a fabrication!

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:47 pm**

Happy Birthday!

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:23 pm**

HBD 2 the MAZZ!

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:12 am**

Happy birthday Mazz.

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:17 am**

Happy birthday MAZZTer!

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:20 am**

Happy Birthday Mazthecakeisaliezter!

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:58 pm**

Happy Happy Birthday. Hope you get whatcha wish for.

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:08 pm**

This seems like a good opportunity to bring this up.
I have seen this everywhere on the internet: "The cake is a lie!"
Could someone explain what this is about?

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:10 pm**

Wikipedia is a lie too.

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:25 pm**

I'd completely forgotten about Wikipedia. Duh.

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:18 pm**

Happy Birthdaaay :D
Cake or death, eh?

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