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Just what is says. White Christmas. It's been snowing since last night. Totally awesome. Don't get a lot of white Christmases around here. Usually winter consists of 9 months of rain.

You're lucky you are at all. It's 50 here.

Don't have many of those down here unfortunately. The closest we ever had was one year when it snowed a couple of days before Christmas and a little of it was still on the ground come Christmas morn. Right now it's raining but with the drought we're under, it's one of the best Christmas presents we could get. Hopefully I'll see a White Christmas in my lifetime.

I live in Florida. If you people don't quit bragging about your snowfall and precipitation I'm going to do something forbidden by the FCC. Like a topless scene.

I live in Florida. If you people don't quit bragging about your snowfall and precipitation I'm going to do something forbidden by the FCC. Like a topless scene.

I learned my lesson about that the sixth time I got mobbed by beautiful skunks. Then again, maybe I need to be retaught...

You got attacked by Fifi La Fume? Teh heq?

I live in Minnesota, so you know what our snow situation is here.

There's still snow on the ground but it's warm enough that the ice has melted. I love it! Stupid ice is gone! YAY!

No encounters with her, personally.
I was referring to a few characters from my own stories. Skunks and the spotted fox have always had some chemistry.
It boggles the mind to think what our offspring would look like, should it ever come to that. (So many patterns... So many colors...)

Still have snow. Power is flickering. (Laptops remain oblivious.) Hope it stays on. I'd like to have heat. Even if the ninja penguin does keep it 65 in here, it still beats 35, eh?

Zero snow here, though the ground was covered up until Christmas Eve.

No encounters with her, personally.
I was referring to a few characters from my own stories. Skunks and the spotted fox have always had some chemistry.
It boggles the mind to think what our offspring would look like, should it ever come to that. (So many patterns... So many colors...)

Still have snow. Power is flickering. (Laptops remain oblivious.) Hope it stays on. I'd like to have heat. Even if the ninja penguin does keep it 65 in here, it still beats 35, eh?

It is quite simple really. Assuming that the skunks are female all the girls would be skunks and all the boys would be spotted foxes.

You got attacked by Fifi La Fume? Teh heq?

I was thinking of Miss Mam'selle Hepzibah myself. She's topless, but not clothesless.

I never said anything about any sort of female being involved in aforementioned topless scene. That would hardly be punishment.

It started snowing in late afternoon here yesterday.

Now we have even more snow. It was beginning to accumulate on the highway, and they usually manage to keep that clear pretty well.

And genetics don't usually work like cartoons. I was referring to the unusual coats our hybrid offspring would have. I'm already a fairly unusual hybrid. Adding a skunk to the mix would just make the coat, and the creature that bore it, all that more unusual.

All I got was a couple flurries, and they didn't even stick for more than a couple hours. I was dissapointed, to say the least.