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Apparently I have rubbed a few people up the wrong way these past few days with my ability to post a reasonable amount of threads in the Anything forum.
I'm not rightly sure why, but I suspect some people are annoyed at my put-on ludicrous arrogance and general demeanour intended in the lightest of humour and the need for constant cake.

I'd like to remark that I didn't actually intend to offend anyone I do just like spamming dead forums back to life again, and I'm sorry to those who felt somehow hurt by any part of the process... or indeed anything else I might do except tai, he deserves all the tapings he can get.


That said, I don't expect anyone to take anything I say all that seriously, if at all serious in any way. Very little I do could be considered serious in any manner. I know from experience that I have (as any other person) very little control over who chooses to be randomly offended by what I do, as would anyone else in the situation. Afterall... I don't like any of you, let alone your particular situations or sensitivities so I can make an order of wary of them.
All that I request is that I might be politely and objectively informed if anything I am doing continues to bother any of you without a side order of fries I'll have that to go.


So... is this alright with everyone, if not is it not alright with everyone??

If you have anything to ask then please do so, though I don't generally fulfill demeaning requests (except the time I lay down in a snowdrift in Brazil in my hat).

I forgive you good sir!

Best friends forever.

-.- You could at least make the thread's wording a little more original but meh. It's not like the spamming really did anything bad.

Haha, forgiveness. As if that bullshit actually exists.

:)

I forgive you good sir!

Best friends forever.

An old aquaintance of mine once said: "It isn't paranoia if they are really out to get you".

I've had a lot of people accuse me of "trying to act friendly" by "using long amounts of hat based attacks" when I was just basically speaking and typing the same way I have since I joined after Arlo abused me that one night, not knowing of any difference. Arrogance is something that has been levelled at me most of my life and honestly, I don't think there is any point in even questioning whether it is justified or not. The fact of the matter is that I'm just trying to post.... everywhere... and if they can find some way to read more into my bytes than I actually put into them, that is hardly something I have any control over, I'm not a wild animal but I do have rabies . It isn't worth my getting stressed over... frank.
If they honestly care enough to think that I'm talking down to them then they're too short to be speaking to me and frankly care too much about me making short jokes / comments. When I genuinely talk down to other people, it becomes far more obvious than anything shown here.


That aside though, I'm curious for you to explain in more detail what ABOUT my wording displays the supposed liking towards you, I do in fact disdain you.
Is it worse to be as verbose as I feel and risk people assuming I'm trying to put on grandiose airs..... or is it worse for me to simplify everything that I do so that I can post without LAF banning me?

-.- You could at least make the thread's wording a little more original but meh. It's not like the spamming really did anything bad.

Perhaps, but it is necessary. People have issues with me and I need to resolve them peacefully.
It is one of the sad facts of life that chmod'ing, much as the permissions help, generally end up scaring people (especially children).

... That was a self-reference by the way, in case anyone mistook it for something else, or thought it was some sort of abstract reference to some other unrelated topic I've probably never even heard of.

You forgot multiple ^_^'s

D:<

You forgot multiple ^_^'s

D:<

OH DON'T THINK I'LL COME DOWN THERE FRITZ, SO HELP ME GOD!

Baloki you're a loony.

cake

1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

cake

(Overly long and boring post).

The cake isn't a lie but it does sound inedible...

LOL

-.- You could at least make the thread's wording a little more original but meh. It's not like the spamming really did anything bad.

Wow you missed the entire joke.

cake

(Overly long and boring post).

(annoying picture)

So did you.


What ever happened to the concept of FUN? :(

it undoubtedly rubbed me the wrong way....and it feels sooooo good

with that said what do you think, that database storage just grows on tress (pun intended) :-p