The ultimate battle for control of the universe.

Salad Man · Postby **Salad Man** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 8:51 pm

So, for some reason or another, there's a huge fight with a bunch of people or something. Who would come out victorious between... <img src='http://www.ricfrane.com/images/asianfantasy/ninja.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> Ninjas? <img src='http://www.empiremovies.com/images/post ... urai-a.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> Samurai? <img src='http://www.blueharvest.net/images/closeups/luke.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> Jedi? <img src='http://www.throneworld.com/lords/lote03 ... rriors.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> Vikings? <img src='http://www.thisisbradford.co.uk/bradfor ... ibbean.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> Pirates? <img src='http://www.pooly.de/Klin_Flotte/Bop_bi_2.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> Aliens? <img src='http://www.clanreyes.com/aom/img/mummy.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> Mummies? <img src='http://www.naturesscene.com/artists/bateman/yeti-2.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> Yetis? <img src='http://www.urbanix.de/pythons/pictures/grail.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> The Knights of the Round Table? <img src='http://www.ghg.net/it/scott/worldcon/gi ... 0robot.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> Or robots? Cast your vote, donkeys.

Elscire · Postby **Elscire** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:20 pm

What about the possibility of normal humans winning? <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:25 pm

or rutabegas? what about them! and the picturs make me want to vote for multiple things...

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:39 pm

I win.

Salad Man · Postby **Salad Man** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:44 pm

Iyestorm wins.

simon · Postby **simon** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:49 pm

I win better. Anyway, I vote for Ninja Samurai Jedi Viking Pirate Alien Mummy Yeti Knight Robots. Oh yeah!

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:58 pm

Doesn't iyestorm mean "iye win"? Of course, most of these are normal humans. Going by the images, I'd vote for the aliens.. Klingons just have that kick-butt thing going for them. Of course, the humans beat them a lot on other levels.. so it's trickier than that. Now, if the robots are as bad as what we've had going for us now, they'd lose out, unless you're talking some really sophisticated artificial intelligence or borg-like hybrid.. somehow, I think the Borg would have been a much tougher adversary without a queen as there would be a distributed architecture and therefore no single point of failure.

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 10:00 pm

sorry, but johnny depp took the cake, and my vote. That is a really good movie!

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 10:04 pm

No question in my mind. Get a Beserker and everybody else wold lose out. Klingongs are weak pansies compared to a fully enraged beserking bi-polar hyperactive norse man. Thorugh that picture you have of vikings sucks.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 10:07 pm

joking aside, you don't give enough information. it's most likely that A) They will destroy earth in the process, or <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /> I really do win. Pirates win if sabre leads them. assuming past-day pirates, and not modern. Samurai have too tight an honor code to win. Also, they're followers, not leaders. Ronins would have a MUCH easier time. Don't forget, aliens can have classes too. There might be alien ninjas or stuff. Speaking of which, don't forget multiclassers, such as myself. The Jedi won't win the fight if the empire is hunting them at the same time. One problem at a time. Like samurai, mummys and robots would need some "brains behind the brawn" Yeti would have no desire to rule the world, only to live in it. only to be free. their involvement in the competition would only make sense if people had made it an unliveable wasteland. do not forget about temporary alliances.

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 10:54 pm

The Jedi rule all. They'd kick serious tail, because they're the only ones on the list who can use the force, plus they have light sabres, the coolest weapons ever made.

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 10:58 pm

But they use them so afully. If someone actuly used good techniques they would be long dead. The one exception is yoda. He could kick so much butt. I was disapointed that he actuly would fight like that. I thought he was above that in that situation.

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 11:04 pm

Well, if you were Yoda, wouldn't you get bored of just lifting stuff and want to have a nice fun sabre duel? <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' />

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 11:05 pm

I would think Yoda would be mroe patient then that.

Jerry Roosevelt · Postby **Jerry Roosevelt** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 11:54 pm

Well, I figure it like this. Pirates, Ninjas, Robots, Aliens, and Jedi are obviously the strongest, so they'd all beat each other with the help of the others and lose. After this, Samurai would all commit seppuku with the help of the Yetis, but the Vikings would kill the Yetis there as well. The mummies all become unfurled and are automatically disqualified. Leaving two. The winner is... The Knights, because their life expectancies are more than the Vikings. With HILARIOUS results! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' />

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