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Where on the winds would you travel and would you be the evil kind of sand that blows into peoples eyes?

I'd be the kind that'd get trapped in the groin area of your bathing suit.

I'd be in a sandbox. For kids, not cats.

I'd be the kind that persistently sticks to you, no matter what you do to get rid of me. Bwahaha*yerf*hahaha!!!
And Liz: very nice. Very nice. I had a similar idea, only it was bathing suits in general. I also considered the kind of sand that gets into your shoes or car and remains there for eternity.

I would be the kind of sand that would hop on a gust of wind and just stay there cuz, I'm too lazy to leave and I don't want to drive I will tell the wind were to go thou!

I'd be the kind that'd get trapped in the groin area of your bathing suit.

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W-Win?

Hey, don't blame me! If your eye wasn't in the way I wouldn't be blown into it, now would I?

I'd be the SandMan. The one in Spiderman 3, not the guy who makes you fall asleep

I'd want to be sand in a Zen garden.

I'd be the SandMan. The one in Spiderman 3, not the guy who makes you fall asleep

What about Neil Gaiman's Sandman?

I'd be the sand that gets thrown to the winds easily in explosions.

Or a sandstorm.

I'd be the kind that'd get trapped in the groin area of your bathing suit.

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W-Win?

Haha

Does anyone want to be Zzand, the Nickelodeon toy that's kinda like sand but kinda not?

I'd float to the bottom of the ocean and eventually become a rock after years of being crushed.