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Now she is in a restless sleep and I am left to clean it up. I swear, if she hadn't given me a brand new Nintendo DS and custome made Tails pillow earlier tonight I would be pissed.

Wonderful!

Does she know that she threw up? If not, you could probably do something really evil. But if so, you have the ultimate, never-expires bargaining chip:

Her: "Hey you promised we could go to the fire dance at Little Wiggum tonight."
You: "Yeah I know, but remember the time you THREW UP ALL OVER MY LOVESEAT?!"

Well take a different light to it! Maybe she didn't "throw up" on it, maybe she liberally applied acidic and quite pungent love, with little chunks of passion to it!

Well take a different light to it! Maybe she didn't "throw up" on it, maybe she liberally applied acidic and quite pungent love, with little chunks of passion to it!

That is one of the most disgusting metaphors I have ever read. Good show.

I hope she was conscious when she threw up. Throwing up in your sleep is a sign of alcohol poisoning.

This thread is the win.

Does she know that she threw up? If not, you could probably do something really evil. But if so, you have the ultimate, never-expires bargaining chip:

Her: "Hey you promised we could go to the fire dance at Little Wiggum tonight."
You: "Yeah I know, but remember the time you THREW UP ALL OVER MY LOVESEAT?!"

I am too nice to bring it up again, provided she keeps cleaning my apartment.

Besides I can keep bringing up the fact that she has broken my toilet paper holder twice.

Besides I can keep bringing up the fact that she has broken my toilet paper holder twice.

That bitch. You should probably move on.

Nothing says love like partially digested food chunks mixed with stomach acid and bile. Just ask Victor Von Doom.

Well take a different light to it! Maybe she didn't "throw up" on it, maybe she liberally applied acidic and quite pungent love, with little chunks of passion to it!

That is one of the most disgusting metaphors I have ever read. Good show.

My thoughts exactly. He's quite good at it.

Well, shame that you now have a loveseat that was temporarily being digested... externally >.>

but good of you to forgive her.

I hope she was conscious when she threw up. Throwing up in your sleep is a sign of alcohol poisoning.

One night last week I threw up in my sleep, through my nose. It was the most disturbing experience of my life.

Besides I can keep bringing up the fact that she has broken my toilet paper holder twice.

That bitch. You should probably move on.

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She just had a technicolour yawn.