My girlfriend threw up all over my loveseat.

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My girlfriend threw up all over my loveseat.

Postby Hanging Tree » Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:56 am

Now she is in a restless sleep and I am left to clean it up. I swear, if she hadn't given me a brand new Nintendo DS and custome made Tails pillow earlier tonight I would be pissed.
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Postby Mista_B » Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:42 pm

Wonderful! :o
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Postby Doc Sigma » Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:54 pm

Does she know that she threw up? If not, you could probably do something really evil. But if so, you have the ultimate, never-expires bargaining chip:

Her: "Hey you promised we could go to the fire dance at Little Wiggum tonight."
You: "Yeah I know, but remember the time you THREW UP ALL OVER MY LOVESEAT?!"
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Postby superFRO! » Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:48 pm

Well take a different light to it! Maybe she didn't "throw up" on it, maybe she liberally applied acidic and quite pungent love, with little chunks of passion to it!
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Postby nickspoon » Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:03 pm

Well take a different light to it! Maybe she didn't "throw up" on it, maybe she liberally applied acidic and quite pungent love, with little chunks of passion to it!
That is one of the most disgusting metaphors I have ever read. Good show.
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:06 pm

I hope she was conscious when she threw up. Throwing up in your sleep is a sign of alcohol poisoning.
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Postby gforce422 » Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:11 pm

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Postby Hanging Tree » Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:25 pm

Does she know that she threw up? If not, you could probably do something really evil. But if so, you have the ultimate, never-expires bargaining chip:

Her: "Hey you promised we could go to the fire dance at Little Wiggum tonight."
You: "Yeah I know, but remember the time you THREW UP ALL OVER MY LOVESEAT?!"

I am too nice to bring it up again, provided she keeps cleaning my apartment.

Besides I can keep bringing up the fact that she has broken my toilet paper holder twice.
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Postby nickspoon » Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:06 pm

Besides I can keep bringing up the fact that she has broken my toilet paper holder twice.
That bitch. You should probably move on.
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:12 pm

Nothing says love like partially digested food chunks mixed with stomach acid and bile. Just ask Victor Von Doom.
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Postby Tarukai » Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:32 pm

Well take a different light to it! Maybe she didn't "throw up" on it, maybe she liberally applied acidic and quite pungent love, with little chunks of passion to it!
That is one of the most disgusting metaphors I have ever read. Good show.
My thoughts exactly. He's quite good at it.

Well, shame that you now have a loveseat that was temporarily being digested... externally >.>

but good of you to forgive her.
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Postby Softpaw » Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:39 pm

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Postby Doc Sigma » Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:04 pm

I hope she was conscious when she threw up. Throwing up in your sleep is a sign of alcohol poisoning.
One night last week I threw up in my sleep, through my nose. It was the most disturbing experience of my life.
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Postby Angstwolf » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:00 pm

Besides I can keep bringing up the fact that she has broken my toilet paper holder twice.
That bitch. You should probably move on.
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Postby Muninn » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:56 pm

She just had a technicolour yawn.
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