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And this is what happened:

Here is a very long list of opinions on my part. Please take nothing I say as hurtful.

1. I may not condone what Michael Jackson does to children, but I could careless... his music freakin' rules.
2. I don't care about 9/11 anymore.
3. I agree with Gay Marriage.
4. I do not agree with gay adoptions (sorry... I'm not gonna say you can't do it, but I just don't like it).
5. I believe a person can do whatever they want to their body.
6. I don't like transexuals...
7. I don't agree with the wearing of fursuits.
8. I do agree with the wearing of Jedi/Sith uniforms.
9. Abortion is fine, as long as the woman doesn't use it as birth control.
10. A woman doesn't have to live in the kitchen her whole life if she doesn't want to.
11. I do believe that a woman should stay with the babby, at home, for the first 3 years (you guys have maternal instincts. I mean, for christs sake, a man would confuse the babby for a table.)
12. A woman can go on vacation within those 3 years.
13. Prostitution may be wrong, but you shouldn't waste your time stopping it.
14. Pimping is wrong, stop that.
15. Private racism is fine as long as you don't take it out on somebody.
16. Stop blaming Gays, Mexicans, and Arabs for every damn thing that goes wrong in America... geez.
17. Stop censoring every little thing.
18. If a woman hits a man and a man hits her back, it's assualt... if a man it's a woman first and the woman hits him back, it's self-defense... WTF?
19. The death penalty isn't right... but you Texans will dissagree with me on that.
20. Furries=/= porn.
21. Lesbians=/= porn (even if most of us wish it did)
22. This is a very long post.
23. Rap is not a bad thing...
24. Country is not better than Rap, but Classical is.
25. It's really easy to steal songs, movies, and other entertainment products these days.
26. We need a minority in office.
27. Combining Mexico, America, and Canada into one country is a terrible idea.
28. Japan isn't that freakin' great.
29. China isn't that great either.
30. The McDonalds CEO and other leaders are really good at their job.
31. Microsoft really shouldn't be making us pay for Xbox live... seriously, you jerks have enough money.
32. There are too many sprite comics.
33. Most sprite comics are not good at all.
34. Most comics are not good at all.
35. PS3 fanboys are really dumb.
36. Most fanboys from the other systems lack basic grammar skills... wait, let me spell it the way they can read it... GRAMM3R SKI11Z.
37. Apple needs to stop making computers.
38. Why isn't "gullible" in the dictionary?
39. This took a while to make (fact).
40. Neither Britney nor Kevin should have those kids.


End. Now discuss.

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Seriously, I must have nothing better to do.

38. Why isn't "gullible" in the dictionary?

*fights the impulse to look it up* D;

EDIT: This makes me want to make up my own list of opinions. *opens up notepad*

Pretty much agree with everything you said except Michael Jackson. I hate that dude

Sheesh, PR, you want us to discuss all those things in one thread? If you want an explosion, just head for the lab down the hall.

Your #16 stood out to me, tho, for the simple reason that earlier today, I was reflecting on conservatives' tendency to blame America's downsides on minority populations. Most recently, I heard that we would not have a natural population increase if it weren't for the U.S.-born children of immigrants.

I agree with all of them except 1, 4, 6, 23 and 24.

Concerning 4, I don't see any reason why not. 6, transgenders are perfectly fine by me. 7, I wouldn't wear a fursuit but people can wear them if they like - doesn't bother me. 23, eww rap. 24, Johnny Cash is country, so country > rap. Folk > country though

That is how you don't cause a threadsplosion.

1. I may not condone what Michael Jackson does to children, but I could careless... his music freakin' rules.

I hate his music, what he does/doesn't do with children notwithstanding.

2. I don't care about 9/11 anymore.

It has been overplayed.

3. I agree with Gay Marriage.

I don't, but then the state shouldn't recognize any marriage. That's the role of the church.

4. I do not agree with gay adoptions (sorry... I'm not gonna say you can't do it, but I just don't like it).

I concur.

5. I believe a person can do whatever they want to their body.

The state should not interfere, true.

6. I don't like transexuals...

I've only known one transsexual, and he was a jerk.

7. I don't agree with the wearing of fursuits.

Even if you're a mascot at a football game?

8. I do agree with the wearing of Jedi/Sith uniforms.

That's just creepy.

9. Abortion is fine, as long as the woman doesn't use it as birth control.

I have to disagree completely here.

10. A woman doesn't have to live in the kitchen her whole life if she doesn't want to.

Men are better cooks anyway. Emeril, Wolfgang, et al.

11. I do believe that a woman should stay with the babby, at home, for the first 3 years (you guys have maternal instincts. I mean, for christs sake, a man would confuse the babby for a table.)

I wouldn't go that far. But I have trained my nieces to bring me beer from the fridge.

12. A woman can go on vacation within those 3 years.

Of course. Children are safe with men for at least a day.

13. Prostitution may be wrong, but you shouldn't waste your time stopping it.

True. The expense in stopping it isn't worth it.

14. Pimping is wrong, stop that.

Exactly.

15. Private racism is fine as long as you don't take it out on somebody.

We can't regulate people's thoughts.

16. Stop blaming Gays, Mexicans, and Arabs for every damn thing that goes wrong in America... geez.

What about the Whites?

17.

18. If a woman hits a man and a man hits her back, it's assualt... if a man it's a woman first and the woman hits him back, it's self-defense... WTF?

It's called a double standard.

19. The death penalty isn't right... but you Texans will dissagree with me on that.

I personally don't trust the state to take the life of a person.

20. Furries=/= porn.
21. Lesbians=/= porn (even if most of us wish it did)

Yes, although I never got "lesbian porn"

22. This is a very long post.

Not that long

23. Rap is not a bad thing...

I personally don't have a taste for it, but to each his own.

24. Country is not better than Rap, but Classical is.

Classical ownz.

25. It's really easy to steal songs, movies, and other entertainment products these days.

Yes, it is.

26. We need a minority in office.

They'd be just as bad as a rich white guy.

27. Combining Mexico, America, and Canada into one country is a terrible idea.

I couldn't agree more.

28. Japan isn't that freakin' great.
29. China isn't that great either.

They both suck.

30. The McDonalds CEO and other leaders are really good at their job.

They're still overpaid.

31. Microsoft really shouldn't be making us pay for Xbox live... seriously, you jerks have enough money.

I don't play games...

32. There are too many sprite comics.
33. Most sprite comics are not good at all.

Sprite comics are too easy to make.

34. Most comics are not good at all.

Yeah, but they pass the time

35. PS3 fanboys are really dumb.
36. Most fanboys from the other systems lack basic grammar skills... wait, let me spell it the way they can read it... GRAMM3R SKI11Z.



37. Apple needs to stop making computers.

What would they make?

38. Why isn't "gullible" in the dictionary?

I'm pretty sure it is...

39. This took a while to make (fact).

It took a while to comment on as well.

40. Neither Britney nor Kevin should have those kids.

I should adopt them and get all of Britney's money!!!

1. I may not condone what Michael Jackson does to children, but I could careless... his music freakin' rules.

He hasn't had a good album since Thriller. Which is around the time he started diddling little boys. Hmm.

2. I don't care about 9/11 anymore.

I find 9/11 jokes hilarious.

3. I agree with Gay Marriage.

Me too.

4. I do not agree with gay adoptions (sorry... I'm not gonna say you can't do it, but I just don't like it).

You don't have to like it.

5. I believe a person can do whatever they want to their body.

Your rights end where my rights begin.

6. I don't like transexuals...

I am strangely turned on by transvestitism. A different thing altogether, though (a transvestite identifies as male, whereas a transsexual identifies as female).

7. I don't agree with the wearing of fursuits.

As long as they're crotchful I don't care.

8. I do agree with the wearing of Jedi/Sith uniforms.

Around here we call those "bathrobes"

9. Abortion is fine, as long as the woman doesn't use it as birth control.

I think there should be abortion vending machines on every street corner.

10. A woman doesn't have to live in the kitchen her whole life if she doesn't want to.

Of course not. She has to go to the laundromat every so often!

11. I do believe that a woman should stay with the babby, at home, for the first 3 years (you guys have maternal instincts. I mean, for christs sake, a man would confuse the babby for a table.)

And the government will pay for these three years, right? Since she won't be working?

12. A woman can go on vacation within those 3 years.

How often, how long?

13. Prostitution may be wrong, but you shouldn't waste your time stopping it.

Prostitution is awesome.

14. Pimping is wrong, stop that.

It's hard out here for a pimp.

15. Private racism is fine as long as you don't take it out on somebody.

The government can't control our thoughts. Yet.

16. Stop blaming Gays, Mexicans, and Arabs for every damn thing that goes wrong in America... geez.

*high fives you*

17. Stop censoring every little thing.

censored by admin

18. If a woman hits a man and a man hits her back, it's assualt... if a man it's a woman first and the woman hits him back, it's self-defense... WTF?

If that's true then it's just plain stupid.

19. The death penalty isn't right... but you Texans will dissagree with me on that.

I'm guessing that Arloest will not disagree!

20. Furries=/= porn.

Furries can be porn but they don't have to be.

21. Lesbians=/= porn (even if most of us wish it did)

See above.

22. This is a very long post.

I've seen longer.

23. Rap is not a bad thing...

I dislike 99% of rap but yeah, rap isn't bad by definition. There's lots of bad rap but that's not rap's "fault".

24. Country is not better than Rap, but Classical is.

Classical is awesome.

25. It's really easy to steal songs, movies, and other entertainment products these days.

This is true. The industry must evolve or die.

26. We need a minority in office.

We have, uh, lots. Massachusetts has a Black governor, there's a Muslim US senator, etc etc etc.

27. Combining Mexico, America, and Canada into one country is a terrible idea.

It would be cool if that country had Mexican food, American wealth, and Canadian healthcare. But it would probably end up having Canadian food, Mexican wealth, and American healthcare.

28. Japan isn't that freakin' great.

Japan is awesome.

29. China isn't that great either.

China sucks.

30. The McDonalds CEO and other leaders are really good at their job.

The Cartoon Network shows way too much Popeye.

31. Microsoft really shouldn't be making us pay for Xbox live... seriously, you jerks have enough money.

They should at least sell a lifetime pass.

32. There are too many sprite comics.

Sprite comics suck.

33. Most sprite comics are not good at all.

See above.

34. Most comics are not good at all.

See above.

35. PS3 fanboys are really dumb.

Oh hell yes they are.

36. Most fanboys from the other systems lack basic grammar skills... wait, let me spell it the way they can read it... GRAMM3R SKI11Z.

I've actually never met an X360 or Wii fanboy, only PS3 fanboys. Weird, huh?

37. Apple needs to stop making computers.

Apple makes computers?

38. Why isn't "gullible" in the dictionary?

I don't know. Probably for the same reason that it's not in Wikipedia.

39. This took a while to make (fact).

My reply didn't. Nyahh.

40. Neither Britney nor Kevin should have those kids.

Give them to Jennifer Lopez!

I am strangely turned on by transvestitism. A different thing altogether, though (a transvestite identifies as male, whereas a transsexual identifies as female).

No, that isn't the difference. A transvestite dresses as the opposite sex - trans=across, vest(ire)=to clothe. A transsexual on the other hand is someone who wants to assume the physical and social properties of the opposite sex - this may or may not include hormone treatment and surgery. I personally know a few female-to-male transsexuals. They are very nice people.

35. PS3 fanboys are really dumb.

Oh hell yes they are.

That had better be a joke.

I don't agree with a sizeable chunk of the original post, and some of it seems to contradict other bits, but its a free internet and I'm not thought police.

Travis Fox - #3, I'm guessing you're talking about the Christian church (?) if so, which Christian church?

I believe I have the right to reply to this thread.

I love the comments in this thread.

I don't agree with a sizeable chunk of the original post, and some of it seems to contradict other bits, but its a free internet and I'm not thought police.

Travis Fox - #3, I'm guessing you're talking about the Christian church (?) if so, which Christian church?

Could you be more specific on what you don't like. This whole discussion is enjoyable.

1. I may not condone what Michael Jackson does to children, but I could careless... his music freakin'
rules.
His music blows, he probably doesn't fiddle kiddies, but he's got good "moves"

2. I don't care about 9/11 anymore.
Seconded

3. I agree with Gay Marriage.
Agree'd

4. I do not agree with gay adoptions (sorry... I'm not gonna say you can't do it, but I just don't like it).
O........................M...................G

5. I believe a person can do whatever they want to their body.
*giggles* True

6. I don't like transexuals...
They always think you're staring at them, which is kinda scary

7. I don't agree with the wearing of fursuits.
I don't agree with clothing of any kind

8. I do agree with the wearing of Jedi/Sith uniforms.
(See above)

9. Abortion is fine, as long as the woman doesn't use it as birth control.
Illogical sentence warning! Error code 66601230666 (translation: Zipper stuck, contact micrsoft for support)

10. A woman doesn't have to live in the kitchen her whole life if she doesn't want to.
Technically you live in a house, cook in a kitchen

11. I do believe that a woman should stay with the babby, at home, for the first 3 years (you guys have maternal instincts. I mean, for christs sake, a man would confuse the babby for a table.)
Well they both have smooth legs...<.< >.>

12. A woman can go on vacation within those 3 years.
No they can't, they may go on holiday though.

13. Prostitution may be wrong, but you shouldn't waste your time stopping it.
I heart prostitution

14. Pimping is wrong, stop that.
Pimping kazakstan style?

15. Private racism is fine as long as you don't take it out on somebody.
Wrong, racism is an illness like Bird flu or abstinance

16. Stop blaming Gays, Mexicans, and Arabs for every damn thing that goes wrong in America... geez.

17. Stop censoring every little thing.
Censoring ****s

18. If a woman hits a man and a man hits her back, it's assualt... if a man it's a woman first and the woman hits him back, it's self-defense... WTF?

19. The death penalty isn't right... but you Texans will dissagree with me on that.
True, what lessons will those crims learn like that?

20. Furries=/= porn.
awwwww...

21. Lesbians=/= porn (even if most of us wish it did)
(see above)

22. This is a very long post.
This one's longer

23. Rap is not a bad thing...
True, it's a terrible thing!

24. Country is not better than Rap, but Classical is.
Country > Classical > Rap

25. It's really easy to steal songs, movies, and other entertainment products these days.

26. We need a minority in office.
Such as "Goths"?

27. Combining Mexico, America, and Canada into one country is a terrible idea.

28. Japan isn't that freakin' great.
But...butbutbutbutbut!

29. China isn't that great either.
Gypsy says no

30. The McDonalds CEO and other leaders are really good at their job.


31. Microsoft really shouldn't be making us pay for Xbox live... seriously, you jerks have enough money.
Microsoft =

32. There are too many sprite comics.
33. Most sprite comics are not good at all.
All sprite comics do truly suck and blow at the same time.

34. Most comics are not good at all.

35. PS3 fanboys are really dumb.
Compared to?

36. Most fanboys from the other systems lack basic grammar skills... wait, let me spell it the way they can read it... GRAMM3R SKI11Z.
Actually I believe they lack poor spelling skills, unlike me, I rool!

37. Apple needs to stop making computers.
You silly Excel hugger.

38. Why isn't "gullible" in the dictionary?
*snrrk*

39. This took a while to make (fact).

40. Neither Britney nor Kevin should have those kids.
Who?

This thread will get at least 30 pages. Just wait.

(not that that's a bad thing)

This thread will get at least 30 pages. Just wait.

(not that that's a bad thing)

Oh no.

1. I may not condone what Michael Jackson does to children, but I could careless... his music freakin' rules.

I don't like him and His music is not my type.

2. I don't care about 9/11 anymore.
Same here, There are other things in the whole world thats happening that is 10X worst than 9/11.

3. I agree with Gay Marriage.
I don't.

4. I do not agree with gay adoptions (sorry... I'm not gonna say you can't do it, but I just don't like it).

????

5. I believe a person can do whatever they want to their body.
Agreed, You can do whatever you want to your body. But there are still some limitations.

6. I don't like transexuals...
Same, Gay = EWWW

7. I don't agree with the wearing of fursuits.
I don't wear a fursuit.

8. I do agree with the wearing of Jedi/Sith uniforms.
*what i said above* + or Jedi crap

9. Abortion is fine, as long as the woman doesn't use it as birth control.
Its wrong to abort a child, If you got pregnant by accident, its your goddamn fault then. Take the babby instead of friggin killing a innocent, helpless babby.

10. A woman doesn't have to live in the kitchen her whole life if she doesn't want to.


11. I do believe that a woman should stay with the babby, at home, for the first 3 years (you guys have maternal instincts. I mean, for christs sake, a man would confuse the babby for a table.)

I don't, Girls have free will so It's there choice to either stay or do something fun OUTSIDE.


12. A woman can go on vacation within those 3 years.
Not really, They still have to manage the house.

13. Prostitution may be wrong, but you shouldn't waste your time stopping it.

14. Pimping is wrong, stop that.
Because???

15. Private racism is fine as long as you don't take it out on somebody.
Racism fails. 'nuff said.

16. Stop blaming Gays, Mexicans, and Arabs for every damn thing that goes wrong in America... geez.

Agreed. Americans = Racists.

17. Stop censoring every little thing.
Censors a** f****** f**.

18. If a woman hits a man and a man hits her back, it's assualt... if a man it's a woman first and the woman hits him back, it's self-defense... WTF?

19. The death penalty isn't right... but you Texans will dissagree with me on that.

I Also hate Death penalty, Cold hard Prison + torture ftw.

20. Furries=/= porn.
Why?
21. Lesbians=/= porn (even if most of us wish it did)
Hot Lesbian action FTW.

22. This is a very long post.
True.

23. Rap is not a bad thing...
But hearing rap for almost FRIGGIN EVERYDAY OF YOUR LIFE Really sucks butt..
24. Country is not better than Rap, but Classical is.
Country>Classical>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rap

25. It's really easy to steal songs, movies, and
other entertainment products these days.

True. INTERNETS And DIGITAL AGE FTW!

26. We need a minority in office.
27. Combining Mexico, America, and Canada into one country is a terrible idea.

Epic True. Mexicans + Racist America = BAAD.
Canada is better than America.

28. Japan isn't that freakin' great.
Too..much...Hentai...and...ANIME!!!

29. China isn't that great either.
Friggin' Communism...

30. The McDonalds CEO and other leaders are really good at their job.
True.

31. Microsoft really shouldn't be making us pay for Xbox live... seriously, you jerks have enough money.
Microsoft = EVIL
People who has Xbox live and pays for it = Dumbasses with a heavy pocket.

32. There are too many sprite comics.

Haven't Encountered any "Sprite" comics or whatever that is....yet

33. Most sprite comics are not good at all.
(Same Above)

34. Most comics are not good at all.
True.
35. PS3 fanboys are really dumb.
Compared to what?

36. Most fanboys from the other systems lack basic grammar skills... wait, let me spell it the way they can read it... GRAMM3R SKI11Z.
Not really, They just suck at spelling, Unlike me, I R 4W350M3!!

37. Apple needs to stop making computers.
Not really, But they NEED To lower there product's prices.

38. Why isn't "gullible" in the dictionary?
Don't know.
39. This took a while to make (fact).
40. Neither Britney nor Kevin should have those kids.
????


*goes back to sleep*