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I was just looking at my profile (to check to be sure my new avatar is working right), when I noticed that I had 499 posts. So I thought, this is too cool to miss. Therefore, this post is my 500th. Not very impressive, it's true, but a nice round number and not bad for someone as relatively new as myself. (More exciting, perhaps, will be the day I reach 1000 pageviews on my dA sometime in the next two weeks...)

Clearly you should offer some kind of incentive for the person that screen caps your 1000 view. Its some kind of DA tradition for some reason.

Clearly you should offer some kind of incentive for the person that screen caps your 1000 view. Its some kind of DA tradition for some reason.

Excellent idea. Okay, here goes:

Are you all paying attention?

Good.

First person to screen cap the 1000th page view gets an original sketch or custom computer drawing of their choice! (I'll post about that on dA tomorrow; lots of time left yet, I think.)

Isn't that some sort of invitation to go refresh monkey on your DA?

Isn't that some sort of invitation to go refresh monkey on your DA?

Yeah, why?

It's a bit of a taboo to make post celebrations here.

Kindly step into this cage of carnivorous pancakes for your punishment.

Isn't that some sort of invitation to go refresh monkey on your DA?

It doesn't work

Isn't that some sort of invitation to go refresh monkey on your DA?

It doesn't work

Yep, it can only record your page view once a day. I can detect an IP address hit.

First person to screen cap the 1000th page view gets an original sketch or custom computer drawing of their choice!

But how would you know unless you looked exactly when the count was 1,001?

First person to screen cap the 1000th page view gets an original sketch or custom computer drawing of their choice!

But how would you know unless you looked exactly when the count was 1,001?

Well, obviously they would have to show my their screen capture of it. I can't do it, because my hits don't count.

If this is "a bit of a taboo topic" I'm sorry. I didn't know we had no-no subjects around here...even mild ones...

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Hmm I'll come back tomorrow and see were it is at.

If this is "a bit of a taboo topic" I'm sorry. I didn't know we had no-no subjects around here...even mild ones...

Don't worry it's not that big a deal. Now if you'd posted pictures of mutilated rutabegas, well, I don't need to tell you what the consequences of that would be.

You just know somebody who has easy access to rutabegas (in other words, not me) is going to do that now.