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I just thought of something. What if Publishers Clearing House went to the home of the grand prize winner, and they weren't home? What do they do then?

According to an ad I saw (for headache medication), they leave a message on your answering machine...

Now this was quite some time ago, and it had nothing to do with PCH, but I suspect that there's a time limit, where if you don't respond fast enough, they don't give you the prize, and instead award it to someone else...

I see. Now, if you'll excuse me. I need to go catch that random thought. It's making a mess in the kitchen.

Try this.

*gives Tails a dustvac*

LOL thanks!

And what happens if you answer the door indecent?

If it's not one of those Ghostbuster's vacs....

And what happens if you answer the door indecent?

if you're naked and have a ton of money, what do you think you'd do?

I dunno, wrap the giant check around myself and break-dance?

I'd at least have a towel wrapped around myself if that was the case.

Also, I'm guessing that even if you did answer it in the buff because you were in the shower or something, there's plenty of people who can perfectly censor something like that before it goes to actual TV.

As for not being home, you could always just leave the check on the front porch... Oh, wait, vandalism target, nevermind. I'm guessing they'd probably wait for a while and/or come back later before giving up on you. =p

Could they slide the giant check under your door?