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"Who would be the mom and dad, senile grandparents, raucous uncles, quirky aunts, brothers, sisters...? Any sort of familial stereotype/perception applies!"

I can see _5hfifty as the near comatose grandfather, who wakes up from time to time to talk, Likeafox as the tired, overworked father who spends all his time at the job, and Tavis as the oldest brother, left to take care of the family. :O


BSP as a really open Uncle, who wouldn't mind teaching sex ed.

Arloest would be the older sister.
Older than all the other siblings.
Yes.

EDIT: Wait! No, Arlo wouldn't be older than Tavis. Not older than all other siblings.

Knowing my age, I'll either be the father or the slacker uncle.

I nominate Bocaj as the crazy uncle!

I'd probably be the cousin that pops in once in a while.

I'm not old enough to be an uncle! Are you calling me old? Why, back in my day we had more respect for our elders you young whippersnapper! And we did things in the snow for fifteen miles and we liked it!

I guess I'd be a cousin. I like cousins.

I guess I'd be a cousin. I like cousins.

Yeah. I'd probably be a crazy cousin who likes to hang out with the family and light things on fire.

I'll be the unrelated one.

I'll be the slightly tolerant but occasionally stressed-out older brother. That's pretty much my role in my family, except I can't say eldest, because I know there's older people here. (My brother was practically BEGGING for it. And there's only so much abuse I will take before I snap! Which is, thankfully, not often.

BEGGING I SAY!)

I'd be the eldest son. You know, the one that when asked about, the parents will say "he's trying to find himself" or "going through a phase"

I'd be the eldest son. You know, the one that when asked about, the parents will say "he's trying to find himself" or "going through a phase"

I was thinking you're the college kid who lives across across the street, known to throw parties.

Not enough girls here to make a family. >:@

I'd be Angela's brother.

I'd be Angela's brother.

It's a good thing DC's not a family then.

I'm the one who got all the good genes and no one else did.