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You've got a new girl friend who's HOT but your dog 'Fang' really hates her, and she really hates him, not enough room for both of them, who's gonna go?^^<br><br>EDIT:<br>The dog has been with you for around 6 years and the girlfriend is obviously new because the dog isn't and she's not the love of your life, just someone you're going out with who's also really hot.<br>Which to you is a good thing.

Depends on how much I like the girl and how much I like the dog.

I'll take the girlfriend any day of the week. I need some relief from my terrible romance luck.

I'm a cat person. but I can sort of relate...<br><br>my little sister's dacsund hates me. <br><br>I'm going through training the dog to like me though.<br><br>...but I'm more of a cat person.

I don't know.. the premise of the question just doesn't fit. For one, I like cats more than dogs, and would never have a dog named Fang even if there was no girl involved. Also, there's more to a girl than simply being hot. Of course, if you're assuming Fang is my beloved pet, it would certainly take more than that for me to seek a more suitable caretaker and leave him behind. However, your question does not consider the possibility that this girl has some other redeeming traits like a good sense of humor that can stomach my puns, a nice romantic sense that relies on something besides sex appeal, and is basically the kind of person you can talk to about anything.. If she is someone that will be a big part of my life, even the pet will have to understand that, and the choice will have to depend on a lot more than what is given here..<br><br>I'm sorry, but this question is too vague for me to answer with any certainty.

I agree. I abstain.

can't/won't choose. simple as that. i'd need to know the dog/Gf... in all likelyhood, i'd say goodbye to the gf, but not without extensive knowledge of both.

Yea, that's too vague to formulate a legit response. If the dog has been my companion for years, I'd keep it as long as the g/f wasn't extremely serious. If the g/f was the love of my life and we'd been together for years and were very serious, I'd keep her as long as the dog wasn't too attached. There are too many factors missing in that question to pick.

Okay, I guess I should've added that the dog has been with you for around 6 years and the girlfriend is obviously new because the dog isn't and she's not the love of your life, just someone you're going out with who's also really hot.<br>Which to you is a good thing.<br><br>So to all who didn't vote; here's your extra data.

In that case, the dog. Hottness isn't exactly "high" on my priority list.<br><br>Unless this girl has some other good quality.

Keep the dog. The dog's obviously the bigger factor in your life.

But ... [the next three pages have been censored]<br><br>that's what you shoudl do.

Keep the dog, If you don't like my pets, you probably won't like me. (Though I'd have a cat not a dog.)<br><br>(ooh all tied up 3 all)

C'mon people!<br>Where's your animalness inside of youse!?

Directed towards someone I can alk to. I've only met one such person.