Words of wisdom.

[Burning Sheep Productions]

It'd be nice to make a long list of wisdomic phrases and quotes, like for starters:<br><br>If you play the game,<br>You have to play by the rules,<br>Or it's not a game.<br> - A High Outside Haiku <br><br>And:<br><br>Life, enjoy it while it bloody lasts. - BSP<br><br>And maybe:<br><br>When anger seeths throughout the beast,<br>Guard thy tounge from barking idly. - Sepathe or whatever his name was.

[norsenerd]

But it can still be a game if you don't play b the rulls. Just a diferent game but the other players may get mad at you. It depends what you're playing and who you're playing it with.

[Dr. Doog]

it's all fun and games untill you kill somebody. then it's hilarious and an RPG!<br><br>-- my dear friend the muffin man<br><br>yes, i know thwe real-world muffin man. his name is philip.

[Maeglin]

Lifes an open book, don't close it before it's done.<br><br><br>This one is in alot of places, but I heard it off of Metallica - Mama Said.

[Salad Man]

"Never do anything phenomenally stupid."<br>-Ozymandias Llewellyn<br><br>"Hodur may be the best, but 5hfifty is still a queen."<br>-Some Idiot

[Doctor Fred]

Outside a dog, a book is a man's best friend.<br>Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.<br>-Groucho Marx

[Foxchild]

<!--QuoteBegin-Doctor Fred+Feb 8 2004, 10:41 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Doctor Fred @ Feb 8 2004, 10:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Outside a dog, a book is a man's best friend.<br>Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.<br>-Groucho Marx <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> *snnnrrrrrrk* on that note:<br><br>"Humor is the best medicine." -Dr. Fred, part of his old sig.

[Zylo]

"The only sure path is the one that doesn't exist...yet." - me in DC chat a few minutes ago<br><br>"The only two things that are infinite are the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe." - Einstein<br><br>"I don't know what World War III will be fought with, but I know World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

[Zaaphod]

Do not look into laser beam with remaining eye.<br>

[norsenerd]

Smake your head three times and spin couter-clockwise.

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Uhh... this wasn't exactly what I had in mind but carry on regardless.

[simon]

"Use fire in moderation, for burned hair stinks something awful." - Llewellyn

[Muninn]

A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that, i am sure, is why he does it. - Roald Dahl <br><br>Humor is also a way of saying something serious. - T.S. Eliot <br><br>We have met the enemy and they is us. - Walt Kelly <br><br>The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo. - Desmond Morris <br><br>The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man. - George Bernard Shaw <br><br>Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain <br><br>If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire<br><br>All these are brilliant in my opinion and say a lot about human nature and society and if you examine them, you'll see they're true. Wise words.

[hdofu]

Some say the glass is half full, others half empty, I just say, Drink the *&!@#@ drink already-

[Doctor Fred]

Sometimes that thing outside the box that you were looking for was inside the box the whole time.<br>-Me. Just now.