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Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 2:43 am**

Tea is amazing. Simply amazining.

Tea orginates here, in India.

Which we all know is actually left on the moon when the earth and moon collided back in the 1300s. No wonder Columbus couldn't find it.

Here is footage shot by CNN at the moment of impact.

Tea is transported from the moon, to your cup by strange aliens known as the "Tealadites". There are no recorded images of them, but an artist depicts them as such:

So enjoy fellow tea drinkers, and you too can be as happy as these people who's pictures I found on the interwebs!

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 2:53 am**

This post has been edited so no one will know what i EVER SAID. TAKE THAT, COMMIES.

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 2:54 am**

Not high, CAFFINATED!

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 2:58 am**

Let us romp through the meadows singing songs of decadence.

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 3:01 am**

I skank, I don't romp. Unless it's a carefree romp, in which case it's no-holds barred.

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 3:05 am**

You WILL romp and you WILL like it.

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 3:06 am**

What about a caffeine romp? A playful romp? A disillusionary defenstration romp?

Also tea is unadultrated bliss with good tannins ok

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 3:31 am**

You're so silly, Roo.

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 4:10 am**

I think Sufus has been drinking some spiked tea or something

Srsly why else is he posting this

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 5:44 am**

I bet it's 'shroom tea.

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 11:09 am**

Oh no, Rooster has finally gone sane...

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 3:28 pm**

Pitcairn Island.

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 3:49 pm**

He smoked the tea leaves, didn't he.

While you're at it, Roo, mind enlightening us to the origin of coffee?

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 10:42 pm**

I skank

YOU SKANK!!

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 11:55 pm**

I skank
YOU SKANK!!

Yes, I do!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skank_%28dance%29

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TEA!

TEA!