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Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:42 am**

Heinlein I think wrote a short story about a machine that could do that, in one of his short story compilations.

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:32 am**

Would it surprise you all to know that such a machine DOES IN FACT EXIST IN REAL LIFE?!?!

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Ok, not really, but it's still fun.7

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:21 am**

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Thursday, March 11, 2027

Woohoo! Can't wait

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:44 am**

Would it surprise you all to know that such a machine DOES IN FACT EXIST IN REAL LIFE?!?!

...

Ok, not really, but it's still fun.

Tuesday, March 1, 2098

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:06 pm**

I'm going to follow the family tradition and die of something fatal.

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:06 pm**

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Thursday, August 12, 2060
Seconds left to live...

Creepy! I'm prone to health risks!

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:27 pm**

Tuesday, August 3, 2066. That is, if I don't get hit by a bus. Or a speeding Bocaj.

Live the dream Nick. Live the dream.

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Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:49 pm**

I'm going to follow the family tradition and die of something fatal.

Old age?

Posted: **Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:15 am**

I'm going to follow the family tradition and die of something fatal.
Old age?
Death. Maybe damage.

"Mind that bus." "What bus?" *SPLAT!*

Posted: **Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:21 am**

"Are you saying I get blown up?"
"Bits of you do."

Machine of Death