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If there's one thing I've learned in life, it is this; People are a lot like tacos. Some are hard and some are soft, but beneath the surface, where it counts, they really are the same... Filled with meat. Sure, some tacos have a little extra in them like lettuce or an assortment of cheeses, but most of the time you don't even HAVE to get those things on your own personal taco. No sir, you can look Old Man Adversity in the eye and say "I don't think so, bub! I'm lactose intolerant and I'm PROUD of it!"

And THAT, my friends, is what freedom is all about!

As it happens, I had vegetarian tacos this evening. No joke.

A waffle is telling me about tacos. I find that quite odd.

Deep stuff.

Well then would boritos be communism? Or would enchiladas be a better example? Because enchiladas are all soft with cheese and tortilas and maybe chicken or beaf... wait... I lost my point. Did I have a point? O well, either way I find people like refried beens, gives me gas and diarea.

And I give One rutabega to IAmAWaffle for the strangest thread posted this month.

[Such a thread on Doomworld would probably wind up in Hell, but there's nothing offensive about this one. XP]

As it happens, I had vegetarian tacos this evening. No joke.

I, too, prefer my taco with refried beans.

I think I've never eaten a taco in my life. Perhaps I should get one sometime.

I've never even seen a real brussel sprout

I have to disagree with this people = tacos theorum.
See tacos are nicely edible and taste like food, but people taste like people oil and are ugly edible...

yes, but that is only because you did not use the right spice

*backs away from holyman*

interesting...subject...

yes, but that is only because you did not use the right spice

What would you reccomend?

Either

1. Peanut butter
2. Barbecue(sp?) sauce
3. Cheese

Because if it doesn't taste good with one of those things, then it's not meant to exist

*puts on a flame proof vest.*