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I love junkmail.

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:10 pm
by Tum0spoo
I thought it'd be funny to share our weirdest junk mail or spam. It's often good for a laugh.

Here's one I just got.
My Dear,

In view of the urgent and private nature of our intentions to go into a joint investment programme with your establishment in your country, We wish and request that you forward to us the direct contact of your Establishment.I understand that your country is good for an investment .
I am soliciting your humble attentions to this matter as we will like to discuss the terms and conditions of the investment policies before we can commence with the perfection of documentations that will assume
this venture the beneficiary of the investment funds.
We (Late MR. BOCKRIE Tutu FAMILY) has in our disposal a sum of ($15.5M) Fifty Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States dollars that we wish for your venture`s co- operation in securing and investing these funds
into the financial system of your country without any complication, We have confidence in your investment opportunities to withstand the value of these funds for the required period of time we shall agree on.
I will also like you to treat this my humble request with integrity and confidentiality as the political system in the country in Europe demands that we secure and invest these funds now without delay. Please be fast to forward your private e-mail addresses, mobile phone number(s), and direct fax line so that we can open communication with you without further delay.

Thanks and always
remain blessed.
Johnson Tutu.
I just found this stupidly funny. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:21 pm
by CodeCat
Ahh the good old Nigerian 419 scam. Never fails to amuse me. And there's people that try to scam them back too, have a look at www.419eater.com . :P

I get some quite interesting ones. Here's a very weird one:
Darya Alexandrovna. "We had just ridden over to look at one when we met. It's the first time I ever saw one." "How do they work?" asked Dolly. "Exactly like little scissors. A plank and a lot of little scissors. Like this." Anna took a knife and fork in her beautiful white hands covered with rings, and began showing how the machine worked. It was clear that she saw nothing would be understood from her explanation; but aware that her talk was pleasant and her hands beautiful she went on explaining. "More like little penknives," Veslovsky said playfully, never taking his eyes off her. Anna gave a just perceptible smile, but made no answer. "Isn't it true, Karl Fedoritch, that it's just like little scissors?" she said to the steward. "_Oh, ja,_" answered the German. _"Es it ein ganz einfaches Ding,"_ and he began to explain the construction of the machine. "It's a pity it doesn't bind too. I saw one at the Vienna exhibition, which binds with a wire," said Sviazhsky. "They would be more profitable in use." _"Es kommt drauf an.... Der Preis vom Draht muss ausgerechnet werden."_ And the German, roused from his taciturnity, turned to Vronsky. _"Das l?sst sich ausrechnen, Erlaucht."_ The German was just feeling in the pocket where were his pencil and the notebook he always wrote in, but recollecting that he was at a
And it just ends there.

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:52 pm
by DesertFoxCat
I won a million euros twice this past week. To bad I deleted it already. :sad:

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:36 pm
by Bocaj Claw
I'm always getting some kind of stock report from random people. And they always get put in the Junk Mail folder. I also got a really weird junk mail in my school mail account.

"Assassin's Do it from behind." Ad for an herbal supplement for you know what. :x

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:38 pm
by CodeCat
I often get spam in Chinese. Which is kinda pointless because I can't read it.

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:02 pm
by Dr. Doog
I never really get spam, even when I give out my information in the snap of a finger

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:39 am
by likeafox
I get not much spam, but its mostly Russian. I can track it back to the time I gave my address to a record company when I was looking for Ария cds.

Also as I mentioned in the chat a week or two ago, I got an email titled "free interpretive dance translations" or some such.

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:37 am
by Ranma-chan
i delete most of that stuff without opening it...infact i dont usually get any