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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2003 11:54 pm
by Dr. Doog
so basically, we're making a religion. there are many gods, but the two main are the good god Rhutabega, and the bad god Huk-tuk. now let's get started!
Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2003 11:56 pm
by Softpaw
Isn't that the premise of Zoroastrianism? Does anyone still practice Zoroastrianism?
Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2003 11:57 pm
by norsenerd
Any faith thou shalt come up with will be vastly inferior to the one true faith. All who listen to Lokies whisperings and participate in this vile activity will find them slevs soon upon Hel's grim gate.
Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2003 11:58 pm
by Dr. Doog
Felix, i have no idea what you said. <br><br>anyway, everyone refers to the two gods as<br>Great Clockwise Collander Foxy Thingamajig Rhutabega and <br>Prime Inclined Landscape Semi-Doodad Huk-tuk
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:00 am
by MidnightRealism
We need to sacrifice some stuff. That'd be neat. Lessee...Felix's avatar has got the human offerings down, but I think we need to burn something. Get BSP or Pyro in here.
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:25 am
by norsenerd
I STIL DON'T SUPORT THIS BLASAHMIS INSULT TO THE AISER but<br><br>I think zororasterism had only one god but there were two supreem forces, one good and one evil. Not exactly the same.<br><br>CONTINUE SEALING YOU FATE AND BRINGING THE TWIGHLIGHT NEIGH
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:28 am
by Zylo
I just watch the movie "Dogma" for all my religious philosophy.
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:48 am
by Dr. Doog
heh, yeah. we burn rubber chickens in the night every time we see a knot-cracker
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 1:41 am
by Dr. Dos
Sorry, I'm an Averist. You'll have to convert me.
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 1:49 am
by Doctor Fred
Sorry, can't join. I'm spoken for.
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 2:07 am
by Supersmoke
I would, but I prefer not to be sack-religious(SP?).<br>(Not trying to be a perty-pooper) <!--emo&;)--><img src='
http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br>I believe in two things:<br><br>God<br>My guardian deity
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 4:18 am
by HerrSkofild
> sack-religious(SP?)<br>no k and no hyphen<br><br>every fifth friday of every third year must be taken in angst, for thou must do so...or uhm...I WILL SMITE THEE!!!!<br><br>and thou must create much PUDDING on the 23rd of every month, you must go to a CAVE to fine some PUDDING MIX, so you can make PUDDING in the KITCHEN
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 5:31 am
by Burning Sheep Productions
I heard my name, and the words 'bubber chickens'.
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 3:58 am
by Zaaphod
A religion, hmm?<br><br>Shall we prepare for the ceremony of the magic sock? <!--emo&:P--><img src='
http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 7:18 pm
by Muninn
Well i guess socks would occupy a large ceremonial position in this religion. Cheese too probably. Hmm, sock, cheese, it's gonna be a pretty whiffy religion.
