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Hey...Red Planet, Red flag...well red and white. The Chinese are interested in Mars, so were the Russians. Last I checked we have some red in our flag. I say go for it...sounds like a party.

Gotta be those Ice caps, someone probobly heard it makes for some fast hockey eh? Or a good way to chill your beer.

*Disclaimer...this post in no way is intended to make fun of our friends the Canadians, just a little tongue in cheek humor. Now the French on the other hand... *

No offense taken.

Hey, we've played golf in space, why *not* hockey? I can just picture space men with sticks on the moon. Friction with the dust might be a problem though.

Announcer: Oh, and what a Power check, it sends the player flying into the stratosphere! But wait a minute, a fight has broken out at Center Ice.... Or what looks to be one in slow motion anyway...

Hehehe

*watches the net get knocked of its moorings again*

Heck, an American astronaut hit a golf ball on the moon, it would be appropriate for a Canadian astronaut to slap-shot a hockey puck on Mars.

And who would that astronaut be? Why, Rocket Richard, of course!


*runs away*

And who would that astronaut be? Why, Rocket Richard, of course!

Greatest former hockey player to wear the number 9, of course

I wonder how curling on Mars would work...

I wonder how curling on Mars would work...

I'd be wary of center guards - it'll be difficult to get rocks buried behind them.

Canada, eh? I wish them much luck in their getting-there-before-Bush endeavour.