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Have a beer and continue the conver*hic*sation.<br><br>What was it abouts anyways?<br>I think it was... on lollipops!<br>La la lollipops!<br>I'm a lollipopman!<br>Weeeee! Oh? Hey Bubzie! You got horn on there ain't ya?<br>Right right, we all need horns for more beer!<br>Gimme another one Jim!<br><br>(If you can't work it out we talk like drunkards to each other).

You do realize we have pre teens and teens here? *sticks a lable over the blue ribion with a picture of grover on it* Thats better

Since when haven't teens gotten illegally drunk?<br>Makes them all the more funny to listen too.

<!--QuoteBegin-Burning Sheep Productions+Nov 26 2003, 04:56 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Burning Sheep Productions @ Nov 26 2003, 04:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Since when haven't teens gotten illegally drunk?<br>Makes them all the more funny to listen too. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Dang if I know, but I'd feel guilty about 11 year olds drinking. also does dc want to encourage it?

<!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Burning Sheep Productions @ Nov 26 2003+ 04:56 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Burning Sheep Productions @ Nov 26 2003 @  04:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <br>Since when haven't teens gotten illegally drunk?<br>Makes them all the more funny to listen too.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>Dang if I know, but I'd feel guilty about 11 year olds drinking. also does dc want to encourage it? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>alright, i was going to leave this untouched untill i saw hdofu's post, and i kinda agree with him... but theres also the fact that in many cartoos we grew up with, there was some level of alchohalism, and my generation didn't turn out to badly with alchohal prob.... lems..... crud, poo, and booger. <br><br>stupid cartoons.....

D.A.R.E. to be drug free, kids! I DARE you! Ha ha! Get it? <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Pffff<br><br>Beer is for losers. I guess that's why 75% of the kids in my school drink it.<br><br>I have a good story.<br><br>Yesterday, some girl was drinking on the bus to school. She got drunk. Puking everywhere, even during our thanksgiving assembly. She was saying stuff like "I never wanna get drunk again." Afterwards, they had to call an ambulence because she had alcohol poisoning. And since she was drinking, she's suspended for 10 days.<br><br>More harmful than you thought, eh?<br><br>If someone asks me, I just say two words: "STRAIGHT EDGE"

I'm 14, never been drunk. My friends drink every weekend.<br><br>But i'll stick to my drug of choice: Caffeine

CaffeineisgoodIhavemyselfabottleofCokewhenIgetupandamoffonmywayto<br>thecarandthenIhaveanotherCokejustbeforeIgettowhereverIams'posedtobe<br>soIcangrabanotherCoketokeepsyselfupduringthelongclasslectureandthenI<br>cangetaCokeforlunchalltoppedoffwithoutanyicesothere'smoreroomforextra<br>CokeandfreerefillssoIcanhavemorecoketogosoIwillbeallbrightandcheerful<br>whenIfinallygethometoanicetallbottleofCokechilledtoperfectiontotidemeover<br>'tilldinnerwhenIcangrabanotherCokeandkeepthebuzzgoing.<br><br>Actually, most of what I rambled up there isn't true.. I was just trying to figure out what a person drinking too much caffeine would say. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br><b>EDIT:</b> By the way, may I go ahead and rename this game to suit the topic better so as not to alienate the underage crowd?

But I don't like cola. For some reason I don't like the bubbles or the fizzle or whatever it is.<br><br>So, I have to stick to milk with coffee. Yes, milk with coffee, not coffee with milk. Coffee with milk is too strong, so I'll stick to milk with coffee (flooba, flooba, flooba)

*sigh* <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>I hate beer so much. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--></span>

It's really unlikely that I'll drink all because of late August when my 19 year old brother came home drunk at 2AM (drinking age is 21 mind you...) it was horrific. Saying "it kills brain cells" is nothing compared to seeing somebody horribly drunk...

[rant]Hell, I'd be happy if people would stop coming into our bathroom to puke. I don't care if you're friends with my roommate, it's just gross.[/rant]<br><br>Yes, overdrinking makes you stupid. I agree totally. Razzin' frazzin' ease of access...

<!--QuoteBegin-MidnightRealism+Nov 27 2003, 05:31 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (MidnightRealism @ Nov 27 2003, 05:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> [rant]Hell, I'd be happy if people would stop coming into our bathroom to puke. I don't care if you're friends with my roommate, it's just gross.[/rant]<br><br>Yes, overdrinking makes you stupid. I agree totally. Razzin' frazzin' ease of access... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Oh yes that would be nice, stupid freshmen in my dorm.

Well, you guys completely missed the point didn't ya?