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This game is something I made up. It started with a school project where you had to write a resume on why you would be a good replacement for a Greek god or goddess.<br>Heres the rules (and a quick overview):<br><br>This game is not going to go very quickly and takes alot of forethough but basically it's roleplaying. You will be replacing a Greek god or goddess who has retired and Zeus is looking for someone else to obtain Godhood. Your job is to make a resume with at least the following sections:<br><br>1. Name, City, Place, access number (like a telephone number except make it pertaining to ancient greece)<br>2. Job Objectives (put why you want to be that god)<br>3. Summary of Background (explain some things about you past)<br>4. Abilities and Godly Possesions (pretty straight forward)<br>5. Mortal Smithing Skills (well... take an educated guess <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> )<br>6.Accomplishments (umm...this is getting a little to straight forward)<br><br>Make it light hearted and maybe a little funny with some references pertaining to movies or anything that has to do with something that would be in ancient Greece from them. Before you post yours rate the one above it on a scale of 1-10. 8 or higher you obtain Godhood <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> . Heres my example (also my project for school):<br><br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <br>Arasmopoles<br>622 Nymph-wood Lane<br>Arcadia, Hellas 35673<br>Hermes<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br><span style='color:#64008D'>Mod Edit: *fixes topic by closing truncated Quote tag, unfortunately losing the rest of the post in the process.* <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--> </span>

Umm... Yet again I can't seem to post something really big....

umm... I have seem to have broken the Fabric of this page <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> .

oops i know what I did wrong now.

Wait no I don't <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo--> .

Everywhere I go the fabric of reality is twisted.

*whistles Twilight Zone theme*

Actually, I think it's more of an <i>Outer Limits</i> situation.<br><br>". . . We will contol the horizontal. We will control the vertical.<br>Wait . . .<br>Uh-oh. We just lost control of the horizontal. Sorry."

<!--QuoteBegin-GhostWay+Sep 27 2005, 04:55 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (GhostWay @ Sep 27 2005, 04:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Actually, I think it's more of an <i>Outer Limits</i> situation.<br><br>". . . We will contol the horizontal.  We will control the vertical.<br>Wait . . .<br>Uh-oh.  We just lost control of the horizontal.  Sorry." <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>There's an easy solution to this . . .<br>

Does it involve pitchforks and torches?

<!--QuoteBegin-Bocaj Claw+Sep 27 2005, 05:26 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Bocaj Claw @ Sep 27 2005, 05:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Does it involve pitchforks and torches? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Don't all easy solutions? <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

<!--QuoteBegin-VisibilityMissing+Sep 27 2005, 06:34 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (VisibilityMissing @ Sep 27 2005, 06:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Bocaj Claw+Sep 27 2005, 05:26 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Bocaj Claw @ Sep 27 2005, 05:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Does it involve pitchforks and torches? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Don't all easy solutions? <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Yes. Yes they do. *hands VisibilityMissing a torch*

Anyway... back to the game? Aargh.. this will be a tough one to respond. I'm still not done writing my real resume. <!--emo&--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... atdrop.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sweatdrop.gif' /><!--endemo-->

well this is how it should somewhat look like:<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Arasmopoles<br>622 Nymph-wood Lane<br>Arcadia, Hellas 35673<br>Hermes<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br><span style='color:#64008D'>Mod note: Closed quote tag... again.</span>

Oops. You did it again.