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(This is from another forum).<br><br><br>1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?<br><br>2) Which country makes Panama hats?<br><br>3) From which animal do we get catgut?<br><br>4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?<br><br>5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?<br><br>6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?<br><br>7) What was King George VI's first name?<br><br>8) What color is a purple finch?<br><br>9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?<br><br>10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

<!--QuoteBegin-Burning Sheep Productions+Mar 4 2005, 07:51 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Burning Sheep Productions @ Mar 4 2005, 07:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> (This is from another forum).<br><br><br>1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?<br><br>2) Which country makes Panama hats?<br><br>3) From which animal do we get catgut?<br><br>4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?<br><br>5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?<br><br>6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?<br><br>7) What was King George VI's first name?<br><br>8) What color is a purple finch?<br><br>9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?<br><br>10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> 1) 116 years<br><br>2) dunno<br><br>3) Sheep I believe<br><br>4) November?<br><br>5) Horse hair<br><br>6) A dog<br><br>7) no idea<br><br>8) Yellow? I dunno<br><br>9) New Zealand<br><br>10) It's red ain't it?

Aww, you're too smart...<br><br>1) YES<br>2) NO<br>3) HALF<br>4) YES<br>5) NO<br>6) YES<br>7) NO<br>8) NO<br>9) YES<br>10) NO

1-10: Rutabegas are cool

The only one I can possibly answer correctly is 10: Orange, with black diagonal stripes.

I've seen this quiz, or a very close variant, before. #2 is Uruguay or Peru, depending on your trivia source. #8 is crimson.

1. I am a fish.<br>2. I am a fish.<br>3. I am a fish.<br>4. I am a fish.<br>5. I am a fish.<br>6. I am a fish.<br>7. I am a fish.<br>8. I am a fish.<br>9. I am a fish.<br>10. I am a fish.<br><br><!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br> <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>*Salutes, faints*

I've seen it somewhere but can't remember any of the remaining answers right now.

<!--QuoteBegin-Burning Sheep Productions+Mar 4 2005, 01:51 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Burning Sheep Productions @ Mar 4 2005, 01:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> (This is from another forum).<br><br><br>1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?<br><br>2) Which country makes Panama hats?<br><br>3) From which animal do we get catgut?<br><br>4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?<br><br>5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?<br><br>6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?<br><br>7) What was King George VI's first name?<br><br>8) What color is a purple finch?<br><br>9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?<br><br>10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> a hundered years.<br>Panama<br>cat<br>october<br>camel hair<br>Canarys<br>George<br>Purple<br>China<br>Black

1. 116 years, from 1337 to 1453. <br>2. Ecuador<br>3. Sheep and horses<br>4. November<br>5. Squirrel fur<br>6. Insularia Canaria, or Island of the Dogs translated. I think. <br>7. Albert<br>8. Distinctively crimson. Oooooh.<br>9. New Zealand, which is extremely obvious to me as I have just... today presented a report on New Zealand. This is a true story.<br>10. Orange.<br><br>I've done this many, many, many times before. <!--emo&^_^--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /happy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='happy.gif' /><!--endemo-->

1) The cat crows at 4 AM<br>2) Always keep the pantaloons<br>3) The statement below is true<br>4) The statement above is false<br>5) The statements above are politically incorrect<br>6) This is not a pipe<br>7) Goo Goo Ga Joob<br>8) EIEIO<br>9) The Twilight Zone<br>10) I'm sane! I proooomiiiiise!

<!--QuoteBegin-Henohenomoheji+Mar 4 2005, 11:56 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Henohenomoheji @ Mar 4 2005, 11:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> 2) Always keep the pantaloons <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> My hovercraft is full of eels.

<!--QuoteBegin-Henohenomoheji+Mar 4 2005, 05:56 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Henohenomoheji @ Mar 4 2005, 05:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> 3) The statement below is true<br>4) The statement above is false <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> GAH! INFINITE LOOP SPIRAL OF DEATH! BRAIN COLLAPSING!<br><br>[reboots brain, Windows logon sound plays] Ahh, that's better, now what was I just doing? Oh, that's right...<br><br>[reads quoted statements again, locks up brain, reboots, and on and on and on... ]

<!--QuoteBegin-Burning Sheep Productions+Mar 4 2005, 04:51 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Burning Sheep Productions @ Mar 4 2005, 04:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?<br><br>2) Which country makes Panama hats?<br><br>3) From which animal do we get catgut?<br><br>4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?<br><br>5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?<br><br>6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?<br><br>7) What was King George VI's first name?<br><br>8) What color is a purple finch?<br><br>9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?<br><br>10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>1. I don't know, but the Eighty Year War lasted 68 years.<br><br>2. Probably not Panama. Equador, perhaps? Bootlegs can probably be traced back to China or Malaysia <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>3. Dogs?<br><br>4. November.<br><br>5. <!--emo&:huh:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>(...)<br><br>10. Orange.

Ding Ding! Arloest wins!<br>*Gives cookie-scented USB stick.*