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Sorry if I come across like a nagging parent, or *shock gasp horror!* a moderator <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> but...<br><br><img src='http://www.20yearsofpj.com/page2/images ... e_fire.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>Our house is on fire.<br><br>I know that posters on forums will from time to time come to blows. I certainly do not expect us as a group to be exempt from this.<br><br>But please, I daresay we neither want nor need to see it all come out in one massive eruption.<br><br>If anyone has a problem with another poster, please take it to the PM service, or instant messanger services.<br><br>This is one of the best forums I've come across so far, and I think it would be a damned shame for infighting to ruin it and put walls between us.<br><br>I now return you to your regular insanity.<br><br>*steps off his soapbox and grabs a firehose*<br><br>Let's put this out. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

OHHHHHHHHHHHH... I thought you meant <i>your</i> house.<br><br>I agree. you people are too serious. everything too serious goes in political discussion, regardless of wether or not it is political. unless it is not good at all, in which case if it must be discussed, it should be outside of threads.

Now for the news with Jacob and Ruedii...<br><br>Jacob: Today something happened.<br>Ruedii: Followed by some other thing.<br>Jacob: Everyone stayed home and watched Frasier reruns.<br>Ruedii: Kofi Annan was presented with the "Greatest Name Ever" award.<br>Jacob: President Bush was accidently sold in a White House garage sale.<br>Ruedii: Owls were found to use telepathy when all the owls in North America gathered in Tucumcari, New Mexico.<br>Jacob: They then viciously ate the face off the kid in the Harry Potter movies.<br>Ruedii: In international news, badgers have driven the entire population of northern China insane.<br>Jacob: A delegate from Define Cynical was sent to investigate the insanity levels, we join him now via 73chn0|0gy!!!11<br><br>Doog: Disappointing insanity levels, poor dementia readings and relatively little degrees of being unhinged show they are nowhere near our forums levels of continued mass insanity. They need to be more loopy on all levels. Including, barmy, bananas, bonkers, idiot, loony, cuckoo and nuts. POO!<br><br>Ruedii: I object to the use of the word idiot, the French origin of the word...<br><br>Jacob: (as Ruedii prattles on) Dragon Wing can I use your hammer for a while?<br>Dragon Wing: No, hammer priviliges are mine only. You don't have a hammer license do you?<br>Jacob: Perhaps you can use it, it can be a big help sometimes.<br>Dragon Wing: Sorry, I have to go flatten Tavis some more.<br><br>Ruedii: And as we can from comibining antisocial behaviour with quantom mechanics, oort cloud studies of the past five years and ancient Zoroastrian history we can coclude that I like beans.<br>Jacob: That's fascinating Ruedii, tell us more.<br>Ruedii: Brown overalls and Elton John will herald armageddon.<br>Jacob: You say armageddon, like it's a bad thing?<br>Ruedii: Notary sojac and 1506 nix nix to all.<br>Jacob: I propose we paint all porpoises turqoise!<br>Ruedii: I wub my sailor moon videos! KAWAIII11<br>Jacob: I have a square for a mouth, look - <!--emo&:o--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br>Ruedii: Number 9, number 9, number 9...<br><br>STOP<br><br>This post has officially become TOO random.<br><br>p.s. No such thing as "TOO random"

REVOLUTION NUMBER 9, MAN!!!!!<br><br>and, you forgot SaladMan. always the SaladMan.

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri rock. I need scissors! 61!

<!--QuoteBegin-DoppledangeR DooG+Feb 5 2005, 12:12 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DoppledangeR DooG @ Feb 5 2005, 12:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> REVOLUTION NUMBER 9, MAN!!!!!<br><br>and, you forgot SaladMan. always the SaladMan. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> *hangs head in shame*

you had better.

I can't believe I missed this...

<!--QuoteBegin-Jacob+Feb 4 2005, 06:09 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Jacob @ Feb 4 2005, 06:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Now for the news with Jacob and Ruedii...<br><br>Jacob: Today something happened.<br>Ruedii: Followed by some other thing.<br>Jacob: Everyone stayed home and watched Frasier reruns.<br>Ruedii: Kofi Annan was presented with the "Greatest Name Ever" award.<br>Jacob: President Bush was accidently sold in a White House garage sale.<br>Ruedii: Owls were found to use telepathy when all the owls in North America gathered in Tucumcari, New Mexico.<br>Jacob: They then viciously ate the face off the kid in the Harry Potter movies.<br>Ruedii: In international news, badgers have driven the entire population of northern China insane.<br>Jacob: A delegate from Define Cynical was sent to investigate the insanity levels, we join him now via 73chn0|0gy!!!11<br><br>Doog: Disappointing insanity levels, poor dementia readings and relatively little degrees of being unhinged show they are nowhere near our forums levels of continued mass insanity. They need to be more loopy on all levels. Including, barmy, bananas, bonkers, idiot, loony, cuckoo and nuts. POO!<br><br>Ruedii: I object to the use of the word idiot, the French origin of the word...<br><br>Jacob: (as Ruedii prattles on) Dragon Wing can I use your hammer for a while?<br>Dragon Wing: No, hammer priviliges are mine only. You don't have a hammer license do you?<br>Jacob: Perhaps you can use it, it can be a big help sometimes.<br>Dragon Wing: Sorry, I have to go flatten Tavis some more.<br><br>Ruedii: And as we can from comibining antisocial behaviour with quantom mechanics, oort cloud studies of the past five years and ancient Zoroastrian history we can coclude that I like beans.<br>Jacob: That's fascinating Ruedii, tell us more.<br>Ruedii: Brown overalls and Elton John will herald armageddon.<br>Jacob: You say armageddon, like it's a bad thing?<br>Ruedii: Notary sojac and 1506 nix nix to all.<br>Jacob: I propose we paint all porpoises turqoise!<br>Ruedii: I wub my sailor moon videos! KAWAIII11<br>Jacob: I have a square for a mouth, look - <!--emo&:o--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br>Ruedii: Number 9, number 9, number 9...<br><br>STOP<br><br>This post has officially become TOO random.<br><br>p.s. No such thing as "TOO random" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Hey, I don't like Sailor Moon!!!!

<!--QuoteBegin-Ruedii-X+Feb 4 2005, 08:19 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ruedii-X @ Feb 4 2005, 08:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Hey, I don't like Sailor Moon!!!! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Suuure you don't <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

<!--QuoteBegin-VisibilityMissing+Feb 4 2005, 09:21 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (VisibilityMissing @ Feb 4 2005, 09:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ruedii-X+Feb 4 2005, 08:19 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ruedii-X @ Feb 4 2005, 08:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Hey, I don't like Sailor Moon!!!! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Suuure you don't <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> I do however like Serial Experiments Lain (SERIOUSLY WEIRD SCI-FI), Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex (Really Cool), and Full MEHTUL Alchemist (Deep Phillosophy)<br><br>Speaking of Ghost in The Shell: "I thought I'd pretend to be one of those deaf mutes, or should I?" My favorite quote of all time. It's quite an unusual topic for those who understand it, but way to complex to go into for those who don't. I guess it's along the lines of a far more complex and narrower form of "To Be, or Not To Be? That is the Question" Another quote featured in the series.<br><br>I think I'm over most of you guy's heads here. A few might get me, but I'm sure I lost at least 90% of the forum there.

Too much randomness in one thread, can lead to alot of confussion for this fox. My two cents on the matter about forum flaming though, people who can't respect others on message boards at least publicly have no buisness being on them.

ninja.<br><br>what? you expected something more?

<!--QuoteBegin-hdofu+Feb 5 2005, 02:36 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (hdofu @ Feb 5 2005, 02:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Too much randomness in one thread, can lead to alot of confussion for this fox. My two cents on the matter about forum flaming though, people who can't respect others on message boards at least publicly have no buisness being on them. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Actually I was vaugly still on the orriginal topic as well, but that's a very vauge inside joke for those who bother to look up what made me so upset, and have watched Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex.

Quantum mechanics, huh? I can officially state that, due to the fact that tachyons have been disproven by string theory, it's impossible for my pants to spontaneously combust. Especially because I'm not wearing pants. *runs around on fire* SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!<br><br>Shmee?<br>Nny!