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Posted: **Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:46 pm**

Okay, the old thread admittedly went poof. I was hoping to rifle through it some more and put up more fun stuff. So I'll just make another one, I guess. "I.... will go mad!" - Arthur Dent "I did that for a while. Did me no end of good." - Ford Prefect "Mr Smythe, we cannot let the world be destroyed. It's bad for business." - The Kingpin Being awake is like swimming around in a lake of the undead and the undead are like a bunch of friends who demand Constant attention - excerpt from "Wearing a Raincoat" by TMBG "Don't worry! It Won't be like last time!" AAAIGH! "It's EXACTLY Like last time, isn't it Steve?" - Dr. Weird "Gentlemen, BEHOLD! CORN!" - Dr. Weird "Stop Drop and Roll" - Any Member of G.I. Joe during one of their public service announcements. Or Captain Planet. "Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out" - Flip Wilson "When we divvy up the chips, whatever color you are, that's the color chips you're gonna get. No fair painting yourself" - Bill Cosby: 'For Adults Only' "Only the weak cannot forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong" - Mohandas Gandhi, Mahatma Gandhi, Gandhiji, Bapu, whatever you wanna call the dude <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /happy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='happy.gif' /> "If you can fly 200 miles an hour in the dark and find Los Angeles you can FIND MY BAG" - Ms. Johnson

Posted: **Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:40 pm**

One day we will look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

Posted: **Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:50 pm**

"Don't put that in your pocket!" -Adage from my undergraduate nuclear physics class "Functional Indeterminacy Theorem (F.I.T.): In complex systems, malfunction and even total non-function may not be detectable for long periods, if ever. " -James Gall, Systemantics

Posted: **Sat Dec 18, 2004 3:38 am**

Look at the Stars. In the span of their lives your is just an insignificant speck . So live each day as if it is your last. Appreciate the beauty around you everyday. Treasure each and every life that you see, for they are all special.

Posted: **Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:13 am**

"Make your bed every morning, then at night you will feel happy." - Husey from NOVA100

Posted: **Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:29 pm**

--Self Edited (Removed unnecessary quote block) How 'bout a cool song quote. It's from one of my favorite songs. "I want a lot of things Selfishness always seems to bring All of the pain back to my mind." MxPx:Let it Happen (Verse 2 stansa 1) --Self Edit below (Added second quote because of feeling impation) --Reedited for typo removal. (UHG!!) Or an Anime one "'To gain something, something of equal value must be lost.' That is the first law of alchamy. We once thought that was the worlds one and only truth." (Refering to the fact that scientific value does not equal personal value.) --Recuring quote in Full MEHTUL Alchamist

Posted: **Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:05 am**

"The more you know about yourself, the more you aren't yourself." I en't too sure about this but it's the best explaination for the situation.

Posted: **Mon Dec 20, 2004 5:21 pm**

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Burning Sheep Productions @ Dec 20 2004, 06:05 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> "The more you know about yourself, the more you aren't yourself." I en't too sure about this but it's the best explaination for the situation.  </td></tr></table>  That's a good one. I understand it fully. Every time you learn something you change. Another good one. I don't know who said it first though: "The truely knowlegable know just how little they actually know."

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:25 am**

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Ruedii-X @ Dec 21 2004, 03:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Every time you learn something you change.  </td></tr></table>  Ye GADS you just explained my own quote to me!

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:16 am**

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Burning Sheep Productions @ Dec 20 2004, 09:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'>  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Ruedii-X @ Dec 21 2004, 03:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Every time you learn something you change. </td></tr></table>  Ye GADS you just explained my own quote to me!  </td></tr></table>  Is it that hard to explain? It only took a few words to do so. How'd you like my other quote? That one's good. A bit harder to explain. It would take me a good paragraph, but most college professors would take an entire semester on that one. How 'bout a deep song for a change: "There is no map; there are no signs. We're on our way; We're crossing Lines. Strap on you're boots; go pack your bags. No time to rest; no time to lag. And you know, everyone here has been invited to go. And you know We're on our way into the unknown. ..." MxPx: Alright. And some of you guys said punk rock wasn't deep! The next verse is deeper. I'll post it later.

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:06 am**

"The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children." -- King Edward VIII "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes." -- Dr. Warren Jackson, Director, UTCS "Anybody that wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organising and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office." -- David Broder "Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories." -- Arthur C. Clarke "People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war, or before an election." -- Otto Von Bismarck

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 6:01 am**

"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. Or suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 11:28 am**

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Ruedii-X @ Dec 21 2004, 01:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> "There is no map; there are no signs. We're on our way; We're crossing Lines. Strap on you're boots; go pack your bags. No time to rest; no time to lag. And you know, everyone here has been invited to go. And you know We're on our way into the unknown. ..." MxPx: Alright. </td></tr></table>  Hrmm... sounds like life.  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Ruedii-X @ Dec 21 2004, 01:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> How'd you like my other quote? That one's good. A bit harder to explain. It would take me a good paragraph, but most college professors would take an entire semester on that one.</td></tr></table>  I get it... I kinda already knew that anyways.

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:42 pm**

"I cried because I did not have an office with a door, untill I met a man who had no cubicle." --Dilbert

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:17 pm**

"There's no there once you get there, so there's no point in going there." I dunno if Zaaphod got that from somewhere

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