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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 6:50 pm
by ImAWaffle
I want everyone who reads this message to insult, berate, chastise and otherwise put me down as they have never put down anyone in their life! <br><br>Spare no amount of vitriol and do not bother to take the least account of my feelings! <br><br>I shall offer no response to anything you have to say except "Yes", "I know" and "You're right"! <br><br>I deserve all this and worse because.... <br><br><br><br>I FORGOT MY MOTHERS BIRTHDAY!!! <br><br><br><br>Let the verbal smackdown begin....

Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 6:55 pm
by VisibilityMissing
Now, why'd you go and do that?

Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:46 pm
by Doctor Fred
You are the scum of the Earth and I personally despise you with every fiber of my being and every ioda of my ability to hate.<br><br>(Just glad to help you out in any way I can <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->)

Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:08 pm
by Supersmoke
Too bad there's limits on curse words. <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>Otherwise I'd help you out. <!--emo&:rolleyes:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... lleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:12 pm
by Jerry Roosevelt
Michael Bolton fan.

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 12:11 am
by Ibun
Michael Bolton was great in Office Space!

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 2:03 am
by Arloest
omg! u stoopid! i hat u! i want u to die! dam you waffle/ok<br><br>Meh, that's not so bad. From what I first read at the top of your message I thought you liked stabbed somebody or something.

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 4:02 am
by Doctor Fred
I... <i>hate</i> you... so much...

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 4:21 am
by Zylo
You <b><i><u>SANDWICH!!!</b></i></u>

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 9:23 am
by Bendarr
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Why You <span style='color:red'>*BEEP*</span>ing <span style='color:red'>*BEEP*</span> <span style='color:red'>*BEEP*</span> of a <span style='color:red'>*BEEP*</span> !!! <br><br>(Looks around) Hey! Who keeps hitting that car horn?! <br><br> Ah well, I can't do it. I've done it myself. </span> </span>

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 2:44 pm
by Doctor Fred
You are an antonym to the human being. A disgrace to humanity and all things good. You have no soul, you self-serving @$$

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 4:08 pm
by Ozymandias
I, sir, cannot remember when my mother's birthday is, so no insults from this corner. Its..er, let me see, Jan 14, 17 or 18. At least i know it within 5 days. Now, my dad's is...nope, i used to think it was 10th August, but its not, im pretty sure its not the 8th. 6th, perhaps? Or 14th? That sounds about right.<br><br>My little brother's is...Jan as well, a few days after my mum's. So, ill take a guess and say hers is the 14th and his is the 17th. Fingers crossed, eh?

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 4:59 pm
by Muninn
You don't have to use swear words at all...<br><br>"(You) remind me of some evil gnome.<br>Shaking hands (with you) is like shaking a hot, fat, oily bone"<br><br>I can't post the rest of the song since it uses some of the worst language ever in a song. That's gangsta-rap included, which this isn't.

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 8:17 pm
by Salad Man
You whack-ass.

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 11:02 pm
by norsenerd
Avery