Does David Simpson come to this forum?

[Rooster]

I love those guys who say "I'm a vegetarian, except for Chicken."<br><br>I always reply with, "Well I'm a non-smoker, except for cigarettes."

[Arloest]

I have a picture of one of my buddiess lighting up a Camel right under a giant "No Smoking" sign.

[Arloest]

I have a picture of one of my buddiess lighting up a Camel right under a giant "No Smoking" sign.<br><br>EDIT: How'd this get through twice.<br><br>IT'S NOT GETTING DELETED <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[dcsimpson]

<!--QuoteBegin-FelixSoftpaw+Jun 10 2005, 07:53 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (FelixSoftpaw @ Jun 10 2005, 07:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> He has a point though. I prefer babby livestock, my newfound love of veal and lamb makes my tummy happy <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> You're evil! EVIL! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (deep breath) VILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

[Bocaj Claw]

<!--QuoteBegin-dcsimpson+Jun 10 2005, 03:19 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (dcsimpson @ Jun 10 2005, 03:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-FelixSoftpaw+Jun 10 2005, 07:53 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (FelixSoftpaw @ Jun 10 2005, 07:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> He has a point though.  I prefer babby livestock, my newfound love of veal and lamb makes my tummy happy <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>You're evil! EVIL! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (deep breath) VILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> <!--emo&:huh:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /><!--endemo--> Does the melodrama class you're in have a opening? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> (Just kidding, don't hurt me)

[Supersmoke]

You just poked him with a cynical stick.<br>That's like.... 2 times worse.....<br><br><br><br><br><br>Run.

[Supersmoke]

<!--QuoteBegin-FelixSoftpaw+Jun 10 2005, 07:53 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (FelixSoftpaw @ Jun 10 2005, 07:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Rooster+Jun 9 2005, 11:34 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Rooster @ Jun 9 2005, 11:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> How creepily morbid of you.  <!--emo&:o--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>He has a point though. I prefer babby livestock, my newfound love of veal and lamb makes my tummy happy <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> YOU, sir, have just earned 1000 bonus points.

[Bocaj Claw]

<!--QuoteBegin-Supersmoke+Jun 10 2005, 06:34 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Supersmoke @ Jun 10 2005, 06:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> You just poked him with a cynical stick.<br>That's like.... 2 times worse.....<br><br><br><br><br><br>Run. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> I would hate (not really <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> ) to make a lame, expected, and presumably cliched joke but: define "cynical."

[Like_D00D]

cynical (adj.) <br>1. Believing or showing the belief that people are motivated chiefly by base or selfish concerns; skeptical of the motives of others: a cynical dismissal of the politician's promise to reform the campaign finance system. <br>2. Selfishly or callously calculating: showed a cynical disregard for the safety of his troops in his efforts to advance his reputation. <br>3. Negative or pessimistic, as from world-weariness: a cynical view of the average voter's intelligence. <br>4. Expressing jaded or scornful skepticism or negativity: cynical laughter.<br><br>Courstey of dictionary.com

[Bocaj Claw]

<!--QuoteBegin-Like_D00D+Jun 10 2005, 09:57 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Like_D00D @ Jun 10 2005, 09:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> cynical (adj.) <br>1. Believing or showing the belief that people are motivated chiefly by base or selfish concerns; skeptical of the motives of others: a cynical dismissal of the politician's promise to reform the campaign finance system. <br>2. Selfishly or callously calculating: showed a cynical disregard for the safety of his troops in his efforts to advance his reputation. <br>3. Negative or pessimistic, as from world-weariness: a cynical view of the average voter's intelligence. <br>4. Expressing jaded or scornful skepticism or negativity: cynical laughter.<br><br>Courstey of dictionary.com <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Hmm... I'm thinking three or four...

[Arloest]

<!--QuoteBegin-Arloest+Jun 10 2005, 01:00 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Arloest @ Jun 10 2005, 01:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <br><br>IT'S NOT GETTING DELETED <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> SIMON >:@!!!!!!

[Dr. Doog]

<!--QuoteBegin-Bendarr+Jun 10 2005, 03:21 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Bendarr @ Jun 10 2005, 03:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Bocaj Claw+Jun 4 2005, 10:49 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Bocaj Claw @ Jun 4 2005, 10:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Henohenomoheji+Jun 4 2005, 10:12 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Henohenomoheji @ Jun 4 2005, 10:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> ...didn't that game start in a different thread?  Looks like the J.A.M. got us good. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>If I may ask, what, if anything, does J.A.M. stand for? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>I don't know what J.A.M. stands for personally (If anything). I simply take the mental viewpoint of "The J.A.M. simply is" and not take it any further. Much easier on the braincells that way. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> um... you know, The J.A.M.?<br><br>the dude who speaks spanish here?<br><br>...and only posts now and then?<br><br>...and warps to and from DC when he does post?<br><br>...and has that lion art avatar?<br><br>you know, <i>that</i> J.A.M.

[Supersmoke]

Jaguar, not lion.

[Bocaj Claw]

<!--QuoteBegin-DoppledangeR DooG+Jun 12 2005, 03:43 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DoppledangeR DooG @ Jun 12 2005, 03:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> um... you know, The J.A.M.?<br><br>the dude who speaks spanish here?<br><br>...and only posts now and then?<br><br>...and warps to and from DC when he does post?<br><br>...and has that lion art avatar?<br><br>you know, <i>that</i> J.A.M. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> So does J.A.M. stand for anything?

[Zaaphod]

<!--QuoteBegin-Bocaj Claw+Jun 12 2005, 07:28 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Bocaj Claw @ Jun 12 2005, 07:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> So does J.A.M. stand for anything? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Possibly, but you'd have to ask The J.A.M. to be sure.<br>