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Postby Hanging Tree » Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:51 pm

Hitler's war was going pretty well up until he invaded Russia. His plans to stop the deadly Polish-French Alliance were perfect.

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Postby gforce422 » Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:54 pm

Hitler: "Attention Germanists! My hair is telling me to invade Russia!"
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Postby Hanging Tree » Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:10 pm

"Hey everybody. The fight with England is going so well I figured we would back away from that and go invade this huge frozen wasteland that has millions of soldiers ready to fight. Also don't bother bringing your winter coats and hats. I don't think it will take very long to conquer them"

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Postby Richard K Niner » Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:13 pm

"Hey everybody. The fight with England is going so well I figured we would back away from that and go invade this huge frozen wasteland that has millions of soldiers ready to fight. Also don't bother bringing your winter coats and hats. I don't think it will take very long to conquer them"
Has anyone ever pulled it off? That was what got Napoleon the first time.
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:14 pm

Hitler: "Attention Germanists! My hair is telling me to invade Russia!"
You win sir.
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Postby klimt » Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:19 am

"Hey everybody. The fight with England is going so well I figured we would back away from that and go invade this huge frozen wasteland that has millions of soldiers ready to fight. Also don't bother bringing your winter coats and hats. I don't think it will take very long to conquer them"
Has anyone ever pulled it off? That was what got Napoleon the first time.

not from europe, no. Mongolia pulled it off though.
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Postby Zaaphod » Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:47 am

His hair, however, was perfect.
Indeed it was. I remember seeing him drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's.
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Postby Richard K Niner » Sat Oct 27, 2007 1:54 am

"Hey everybody. The fight with England is going so well I figured we would back away from that and go invade this huge frozen wasteland that has millions of soldiers ready to fight. Also don't bother bringing your winter coats and hats. I don't think it will take very long to conquer them"
Has anyone ever pulled it off? That was what got Napoleon the first time.

not from europe, no. Mongolia pulled it off though.
Last I checked, you had to go around Mongolia... *was playing Axis and Allies yesterday*
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Postby gforce422 » Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:40 am

Hitler: "Attention Germanists! My hair is telling me to invade Russia!"
You win sir.
Yay! You win for getting it! :D
gforce422 is awesome because:
-He made the absolute nicest comments about me in the other topic. I didn't respond to them yet, because I suck, but they are greatly appreciated! =D
-I would say he would also be a good runner up as one of the nicest people alive.
-He joined the IRC sometimes. But not enough, I say! Chat moar =D
-He is evidently only 18 year old but he could easily pass for 25. =D
-He is a drummer like *I* am and this in itself is cool.
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Postby TravisFox » Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:46 am

"Hey everybody. The fight with England is going so well I figured we would back away from that and go invade this huge frozen wasteland that has millions of soldiers ready to fight. Also don't bother bringing your winter coats and hats. I don't think it will take very long to conquer them"
Has anyone ever pulled it off? That was what got Napoleon the first time.
That's the genius of invading Russia, especially in the Winter. It's such a bad idea, nobody ever expects it.
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Postby Richard K Niner » Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:56 am

"Hey everybody. The fight with England is going so well I figured we would back away from that and go invade this huge frozen wasteland that has millions of soldiers ready to fight. Also don't bother bringing your winter coats and hats. I don't think it will take very long to conquer them"
Has anyone ever pulled it off? That was what got Napoleon the first time.
That's the genius of invading Russia, especially in the Winter. It's such a bad idea, nobody ever expects it.
Technically, they began in the summer. Fighting just kinda dragged on into the winter.
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Postby Doc Sigma » Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:14 am

His hair, however, was perfect.
Indeed it was. I remember seeing him drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's.
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Postby Steve the Pocket » Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:41 am

"Hey everybody. The fight with England is going so well I figured we would back away from that and go invade this huge frozen wasteland that has millions of soldiers ready to fight. Also don't bother bringing your winter coats and hats. I don't think it will take very long to conquer them"
Has anyone ever pulled it off? That was what got Napoleon the first time.
That's the genius of invading Russia, especially in the Winter. It's such a bad idea, nobody ever expects it.
Technically, they began in the summer. Fighting just kinda dragged on into the winter.
Didn't Hitler's invasion start a couple months earlier than Napoleon's had? I seem to remember he was aware of Napoleon's mistake and tried to compensate for it. And really, if you're going to take over all of Europe, you pretty much have to take on Russia sooner or later.

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Postby Comrade K » Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:01 am

"Hey everybody. The fight with England is going so well I figured we would back away from that and go invade this huge frozen wasteland that has millions of soldiers ready to fight. Also don't bother bringing your winter coats and hats. I don't think it will take very long to conquer them"
Has anyone ever pulled it off? That was what got Napoleon the first time.
That's the genius of invading Russia, especially in the Winter. It's such a bad idea, nobody ever expects it.
Technically, they began in the summer. Fighting just kinda dragged on into the winter.
Didn't Hitler's invasion start a couple months earlier than Napoleon's had? I seem to remember he was aware of Napoleon's mistake and tried to compensate for it. And really, if you're going to take over all of Europe, you pretty much have to take on Russia sooner or later.
I can't quite recall when either started precisely, but there was some form of delay, I believe Hitler kept putting it off, though I can't recall why, and then, against advice from his generals, he invaded a bit too late. He did catch the Russians by surprise though, Stalin was too much of an idiot to realize what was happening, even though intelligence kept coming in warning of an invasion, and troop build-ups. The last shipments of supplies from Russia to Germany (under the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact) came in after the invasion had started.
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:04 pm

Didn't Hitler's invasion start a couple months earlier than Napoleon's had?
At first I thought, "Wait, didn't Napoleon die before Hitler was born?!"
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