Words of wisdom.

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 4:28 am

What's the point of being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes? - The Doctor ("Doctor Who") (Weeha! 300 posts!)

Doctor Fred · Postby **Doctor Fred** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 4:33 am

Congradulations, Zaaphod.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 10:30 pm

"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it."--(Dick Cavett... yes, that's his name you sicko!) "Go after a man's weakness, and never, ever threaten unless you're going to follow through, because if you don't, the next time, you won't be taken seriosly." (Roy M. Cohn)

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Sat Feb 21, 2004 4:07 am

What hapens to the man who dosn't hold himself the top priority? How come the values we teach our children become libilities when they're no longer children?

The_Sparrow_ · Postby **The_Sparrow_** » Sat Feb 21, 2004 5:17 am

"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently." ~Friedrich Nietzsche "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." ~Oscar Wilde "If you think you're perfect then I think you're boring." ~me

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Sat Feb 21, 2004 5:40 am

No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H.L. Mencken

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 1:27 am

Some things are best left forgotten. This thread is not one of them.

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 1:48 am

Wow, I had nearly forgotten about this thread. All righty then... "An ordinary man can surround himself with two thousand books, and thenceforward have at least one place in the world in which it is possible to be happy." -- Augustine Birrell

Steve the Pocket · Postby **Steve the Pocket** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 6:27 pm

"There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the subject he was educated in." (Will Rogers) "The more civilized man gets, the more neurotic he gets." (Sigmund Freud) "It's funny in life how so many things that are easy, are wrong." (my calculus teacher) "An error isn't a mistake until you refuse to admit it." (wall poster) "Build a man a fire and keep him warm for a day. But set a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life." I heard that one on the Internet; it was credited to someone's friend whose name wasn't given. Honestly, can any saying be more appropriate for this site? <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />

Jerry Roosevelt · Postby **Jerry Roosevelt** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 6:41 pm

"It's not cheating, it's just a secret advantage!" - Me

Holyman83 · Postby **Holyman83** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 7:28 pm

"How can it be cheating if it lets you do it?" -Me

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:14 am

Satchel Paige's Rules for Staying Young 1. Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. 2. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts. 3. Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. 4. Go very light on the vices, such as carrying on in society -- the social ramble ain't restful. 5. Avoid running at all times. 6. And don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:48 am

"It's not broken, it's British!" Commonly said by experienced Land Rover mechanics as they laugh at the frustrations of newbies.

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 4:53 am

"Idiocy is a two-inch wall: easily stepped over, yet often tripped on."

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:46 am

Heh, true. Nobody's immune to it either.

Define Cynical Fan Forums

Words of wisdom.

Who is online