And some of you thought Millie's fangs were scary.

[Bocaj Claw]

For when the Internet was born, did not the Creator look upon the threads of communication between his people and say "Good Me, but do these threads get off topic!" <br><br>And thusly, a tradition was born and written into the bible of the interweb! As is stated in the 1011th commandment: "Thou shalt not stay on topic because you're all a bunch of loons"<br><br>We obey this law from upon high...<br><br><br>... Annnnnd... I'll stop talking now.

[DesertFoxCat]

Kind of makes me wonder why no lite beers have had commercials with god saying:<br><br>"Let there be lite"; and there was lite.

[Bocaj Claw]

Some people get offended if you make lite of their religion

[Holyman83]

Ya that would hurt them far more than help them. A lot of people cant take a joke

[Softpaw]

<!--QuoteBegin-Bocaj Claw+Dec 9 2005, 11:57 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Bocaj Claw @ Dec 9 2005, 11:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Some people get offended if you make lite of their religion <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Especially since the target audience for American beer usually consists of the gun-toting God Bless America conservatives (because drinking crappy beer turns you into a brainless conformist?), they'd probably tick off more people than they'd gain from that ad.

[norsenerd]

I dont; think Mr. Coor's(sp?) could mount his political carrer if his companies were offering adverts liek that. IT is prety clevar though. Bubwiser my try soemthing liek that. Thoguh Ice House had some prety good comercials. I like the oen with the fis lookign up massed in a corner saying "icehouse" repeteadly.

[DesertFoxCat]

The only good commercials involve singing. That way I can actually classify them as some kind of entertainment.<br><br>*starts to sing "Skip-it, skip it"*<br>

[likeafox]

Just you wait. 50 years from now, all our numbers will be in base 12 or 16 or something. And we will have 12 or 16 planets. And there will be rings around everything just like in the Jetsons.

[Zaaphod]

<!--QuoteBegin-likeafox+Dec 12 2005, 04:36 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (likeafox @ Dec 12 2005, 04:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Just you wait. 50 years from now, all our numbers will be in base 12 or 16 or something. And we will have 12 or 16 planets. And there will be rings around everything just like in the Jetsons. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Sounds like a terrifically exciting time. I plan to be dead. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>

[DesertFoxCat]

You're gonna be in some trouble then, if you're alive