Randomly obligatory 2004 end-of-year topic
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- Miles E Traysandor
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- dragonranpu
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If we keep him he should do just fine. <br>*kicks the flaming rutabega out of sight*
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<!--QuoteBegin-Supersmoke+Jan 3 2005, 02:35 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Supersmoke @ Jan 3 2005, 02:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I thought southpaw was a term for a left-handed baseball player. <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>Oh well. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> It's slang for a lefty. Like me. <!--emo&^_^--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /happy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='happy.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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What happened to me this year? Well...<br><br>1. I discovered Ozy and Millie, 2/20. Definitely how I will remember this year.<br><br>2. I won two big scholarships to separate colleges and made one anonymous runner-up very happy.<br><br>3. I discovered this message board and have been wasting my time ever since.<br><br>4. My comics are published for the first time ever (in my college paper -- I'll have them online by the 10th I swear).<br><br>5. Election Day came and went without me ever finding a candidate I actually liked.<br><br>6. The entire world blew up and everyone died and -- oh wait, that's next year.<br><br>And by the way, I got the "sinister" joke. But it only makes sense if you're into etymology.
Events that's taken place in my side of the year...<br>1. I broke my nose playing soccer..<br>2. I got mad and stuck a screwdriver through my laptop (closed)<br>3. I got in trouble in school for bringing a knife to the office because a little kid was <br> gunna slice his wrist open.. (WTF)
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Damn that is FU Getting in trouble for being good..
The Venerable<br>Dragon of Light<br><br>Dragon Friendship <br>By Bill Wescott <br>Copyright 2000© Bill Wescott All rights reserved<br><br>On wings of thunder<br>Honor bound<br>Search me out, I drum the sound<br>Twist and turn in the night<br>Dragon come, my guiding light.<br>Protector, guardian, friend not foe<br>Come to me, see my sigil glow.<br>Strong and true this friendship charm<br>I beckon thee, keep me from harm.<br>Around and about your magick swirls<br>Come to me, your wings unfurled.
<!--QuoteBegin-Ozy+Jan 8 2005, 08:48 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozy @ Jan 8 2005, 08:48 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> My parents beleived me, they know i would try to save the kid, but the school still doesnt beleive me. as for the other things.. the soccer bal.. i swore i was right under it, how the heck did it loop under and hit my nose? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Congradulations on taking one from the Man for justice!!!<br><br>You are a true hero to us all, at least.
<!--QuoteBegin-Dragon Wing+Jan 3 2005, 10:39 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Dragon Wing @ Jan 3 2005, 10:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Jacob+Jan 3 2005, 01:13 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Jacob @ Jan 3 2005, 01:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Careful what you say about your sexuality, some people here like to make final desicions for others. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>...what? <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Jacob always tends to misinterpret any of my moderate opinions for the extreme right wing ones. Just ignore him when he does that, as he is quite out of his usual aditude when he does so. *l*<br><br>He's usually quite open minded, but seems to close his mind to any moderate views on certain topics, and then polarizes them to the oposite of his opinions. <br><br>Anyways, Felix Southpaw does the same as Jacob on that particular subject. I've actually started refusing to talk to her, as she twists any of my statements into meaning I'm some sort of right wing extremist that thinks the world should be nuetered.<br><br>When you walk down the line in the center, you tend to be called a trator by both sides, I guess.
<!--QuoteBegin-FelixSoftpaw+Jan 2 2005, 09:48 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (FelixSoftpaw @ Jan 2 2005, 09:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ruedii-X+Dec 31 2004, 05:07 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ruedii-X @ Dec 31 2004, 05:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> As for my post to Felix Southpaw, I was angry at her. She automatically assumed the worst in me, and I was agrivated by that. Her response gave me the emotion that she felt that if I wasn't completely on her side, I was directly against her. I dispise that aditude in the world, as it is what is used by evil to draw people to it's grasp. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>LOL! Ya know, I was going to make another angry post at the other things you've said, but after that paragraph, I can't stop laughing long enough to care <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>I'm not at all offended about the gender-label-mixup, I'm not sure I'm entirely male {mentally} anyway. But my name is Softpaw, not Southpaw <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>I'm gonna concede a truce in this argument, have a nice evening! [skips through a field of flowers] <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Southpaw, actually means left-handed. The other, more recent (and slightly profane) slang term I don't acknowledge, as it is only in use in some regions. I did not intend it as that for sure, unless I did so by Freudian method, and if so I am sorry.<br><br>BTW, I don't consider myself fully masculine. I am very feminine in many aspects. I'd consider my aggression to be of a particular feminine nature, you might agree. Also, my clothing style is fairly neuter for the time, but my posture is quite masculine, although only because it's a martial arts posture. Notably my voice is very feminine. I probably could pull off a better Millie than the clip provided by David, by simply running my falsetto voice through a falsetto to soprano filter (removes the subtle low tones). I probably should go ahead and post a clip as soon as I get rid of this sore throat that is forcing me to use my low-tenor voice all the time. It's really annoying that the Sprint filters pick up my voice as a soprano with noise, not a tenor with falsetto overtones. It makes me sound female on the phone.<br><br>However, sexually I do desire a woman, as in SINGULAR, and I have considered the same sex, but have found that any such whims are roughly the same as the whims that make me sometimes desire to have 300 women draped around my arms ready to be my personal pleasure property, (and I know the flack I'm going to take for that comment, but I AM being honest, and any guy that says otherwise <b>isn't</b>.) However, I hardly see either of those parts of me as consistent with the rest of my nature, and merely some instinct that is purely hormonal.<br><br>I will repeat myself in that I cannot see how anyone can make rash decisions on such important topics, especially during a period of heartbreak. It just is unwise in my book. (Any decisions made during periods of loss should be reconsidered later in life by my book, no matter what their nature, and decisions that cannot necessarily be unmade should just not be made at such times when you are unsure of yourself.)<br><br>BTW, this post is separate because of it being long and the reply being off page due to my power outage absence, the same reason it was delayed. <br>
<!--QuoteBegin-Jacob+Jan 11 2005, 08:16 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Jacob @ Jan 11 2005, 08:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Right wing? Believe me, I'd never thought of you in a political way at all. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> By right wing, I mean Evangelical Christian. (A false movement in my book. I'm an Appostolic Christian, or Modern Charasmatic Christian, depending on who you ask. Those are the two sub-sects of Roman Catholisism that closely resemble the moderate form of the Penticostal movement. Both relly on the fact that you don't win people over by using the Bible as a weapon.) I didn't want to offend the few Evangelistic Christians around here, by stating the above, but since you implied . . .<br><br>BTW, American Evangalist Christians have been called "Bushests" lately by some of the extremists on the other side. I'm not that extreme, as you might observe, but I do consider them to worship Bush and America almost as much as Jesus. I particularly like the Simpson's episode with the modern patriotic prayer parody of "Lord give us the stregnth to woship the flag . . ." That was perfectly walking the line between extremety of statement and tastelessness.
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