The 3rd Annual Define Cynical Awards--Nominations

[klimt]

I would, but I doubt I'll be nominated, much less win, any, so not goin to bother nominating/voting for anyone else. (heh, not even nominated for "most wanted to come back"....)

I'm against ANY "circle jerks", period.

try be consistent, please.

I am. One can be nominated without being a "circle jerk".

you've clearly stated you won't put anything in without getting anything out of it as well, and implied you would put something in if you did feel you were getting something out.

if you don't feel like participating on the grounds of being opposed to this sort of feel good circle jerk, then say so and walk away.

[Baconsticks]

But as you'll notice, it's the same people that get nominated every year...

Not many people to choose from. Most people who join just post once or twice and leave forever.

There's still enough people to actually nominate differently every year, but alas, the clique only like to nominate the same people every time...

To be fair, those that were nominated/won the previous year should be ineligible for the categories they were nominated the following year...

For a seemly elitist "clique", we seem to be awfully respective to new "members". Though it might not seem that way, we're nice people. (with the obvious exception of Fritz)

So, you must of done something really retarded to piss off all these people, and by "retarded", I mean "awesome", because acting like a douche is awesome because it establishes respect and fear. History has shown that leaders that rule by fear tend to be incredibly successful and less prone to most of the common issues that plague more "civilized" nations. I must admit, I am in awe of you and your ability to decisively and totally wield such power over the humbled masses that make up this forum.

You are my new hero.

[Dr. Sticks]

moar liek he an your new hero lol amirite

[Bocaj Claw]

Ty, am I part of the clique? I've always wanted to be in a clique.

[Æron]

After an emergency discussion session of The Clique we have decided to instate Ty as an official full member if only he shuts up about it. As a full member, he will receive the complete set of member benefits, including winning pointless "awards," receiving an ego stroke at a rate of no less than one stroke per every two posts, and a lifetime subscription to Maintaining Clique Boundaries Monthly.

[TyVulpine]

After an emergency discussion session of The Clique we have decided to instate Ty as an official full member if only he shuts up about it. As a full member, he will receive the complete set of member benefits, including winning pointless "awards," receiving an ego stroke at a rate of no less than one stroke per every two posts, and a lifetime subscription to Maintaining Clique Boundaries Monthly.

Thanks, but no thanks. I hate cliques, and would never join one.

[Dr. Sticks]

that was a joke based off the fact that there is no clique.

[Æron]

What, exactly, is it that are you after then?

If you want to be accepted as an amiable member of the community, complaining about not being in the "clique" you are imagining and only showing up to complain is not helping your cause.

[TyVulpine]

What, exactly, is it that are you after then?

*Facepalm* I've said it already. If you're too blind to see it, I'm not goin to repeat it.

[Bocaj Claw]

You should form your own clique. Perhaps one with flapjacks and hookers.

[Æron]

What, exactly, is it that are you after then?

*Facepalm* I've said it already. If you're too blind to see it, I'm not goin to repeat it.

You want everyone to throw themselves prone in front of you and confess how they have mistreated and exiled you, and then nominate you for Member of the Year?

Or you want to be banned or have your account deleted to stroke your self-righteous indignation and prove yourself right that this IS a clique and you have been unjustly denied the treatment you deserve because you are not part of it?

[TyVulpine]

What, exactly, is it that are you after then?

*Facepalm* I've said it already. If you're too blind to see it, I'm not goin to repeat it.

You want everyone to throw themselves prone in front of you and confess how they have mistreated and exiled you, and then nominate you for Member of the Year?

When did I say I wanted to be nominated for member of the year?

[Æron]

The first thing you complained about when you suddenly showed up again was not being nominated for any awards. So, I figured Member of the Year would be an award you would enjoy.

[TyVulpine]

The first thing you complained about when you suddenly showed up again was not being nominated for any awards. So, I figured Member of the Year would be an award you would enjoy.

"When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me."

If anything, the only award that would best describe me "Most Frequently Off-Topic", as this thread seems to have gotten...

[Æron]

You can nominate yourself, you know... Other members did it.