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Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 6:46 am

Bloody hell.<img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' />

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 4:48 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Burning Sheep Productions @ Feb 8 2004, 02:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Bloody hell.<img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' />  </td></tr></table>  HHAHAHAhahhha..ha........ha..... ... i dun get it...

Elscire · Postby **Elscire** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 7:24 am

You don't? I assume you are just being incredibly sarcastic, and know full-well what he is on about, however I shall say what I think anyway: He's in DESPAIR at the events of the previous page. There.

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 6:55 pm

I'm not really that dense, i just play it online. Yeah, I fully understood, i just thought perhaps it would get a simle or two if i made it out like BSP's quote was a joke.

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 7:07 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (FoxChild @ Feb 9 2004, 01:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I'm not really that dense, i just play it online </td></tr></table>  Don't listen to him. He's thicker than old clam chowder. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /> ...Boy, did this thing get off topic. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> Yeah, test anxiety sucks...when my brain locks up, I usually spend a few minutes doing some doodling on the test papers and then start over. Confuses the graders terribly.

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 7:31 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (MidnightRealism @ Feb 9 2004, 03:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'>  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (FoxChild @ Feb 9 2004, 01:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I'm not really that dense, i just play it online </td></tr></table>  Don't listen to him. He's thicker than old clam chowder. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' />  </td></tr></table>  Hey! I'm usually kinder to you than that! want me to edit htat post?? huh? huh? <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /> well, yeah it did stray off topic... irish story time?

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 9:29 pm

Yay! Storytime! Read us a story!

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Tue Feb 10, 2004 6:07 am

Dense, that reminds me of what happened today. This kid was trying to figure out an English question and the teacher had given him a bunch of hints but he still didn't get it so she started sounding out the word "Thh... thhh..." And he goes "Thick?" so the classroom starts laughing and yeah, funny at the time kinda thing. And the word was theatre.

erikbarrett · Postby **erikbarrett** » Tue Feb 10, 2004 4:30 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (norsenerd @ 7 Feb 2004, 07:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Honky like a donkey and then tonk like a truck.</td></tr></table>  Wasn't honkey tonk the name of a country song? In any case, to leave off joke telling for a minute, I'd like to say that I'm incredibly shy. I've managed to get over it for most public things - getting walked over constantly will do that to you - but there's still some things I really clam up about... like asking girls out. It's no ADD, but I know what it's like for people to tell you to "just get over it."

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Tue Feb 10, 2004 7:19 pm

There are plety of "get over it" besides ADD. I shoudl know. And yes. It also named a particualar style of country.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 1:28 am

[WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?!] Iyestorm: To get off topic like you guys just did. ...to get away from your bad jokes.... I'm kidding, okay?! yeesh, sorry! oh no, OH no, don't give me that look! enough with the bambi eyes. no. NO, STOP!... Llewellyn: A wise man once said "see the world as yourself, and then you can care for all living things." At any given moment, we are in all places at once, as the chicken... ...say, where did my hat get to? the chicken: cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck bawk bawk cluck cluck cluck bawk bawk bawk cluck cluck bawk bawk cluck cluck bawk bawk cluck cluck cluck bawk bawk buh-KAW! (what?! I don't speak chicken!)

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 4:19 am

Q: why is the news so depressing? A: if it were happy, would you really believe it?

Elscire · Postby **Elscire** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 7:34 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (iyestorm @ Feb 12 2004, 04:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Q: why is the news so depressing? A: if it were happy, would you really believe it?  </td></tr></table>  In the words of Elliot Carver: "There's no news, like bad news!" I think he was a pretty good bond villian, because he wanted something a bit more realistically achievable than others.. and his voice was sinisterly evil. Hoorah!

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 11:46 pm

wha'd he want?

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 4:20 am

He was trying to provoke a war between Britian and China so he could show the death and destruction on his media empire (magazines, radio, TV, etc.). Oh, he was also going to launch a nuclear missile into Beijing so he could have exclusive satellite broadcast rights for China.

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