I'm tired of living in this happy fantasy world.

[Salad Man]

82% of all statistics are made up.

[Gizensha]

And 95% of those made up are made up on the spot.

[Sky]

...and with 30% less saturated fat.

[likeafox]

79.5% of this message is true.

[Sky]

I agree with you 196%

[Doctor Fred]

74% of Define 'Cynical' members say Yes!

[Zaaphod]

60% of people are good at math. The other 50% aren't. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Lol, reminds me of the joke;<br>There are 10 kinds of people, those who can understand binary and those who can't.

[Zylo]

<!--QuoteBegin-Gizensha+Jul 31 2004, 04:57 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Gizensha @ Jul 31 2004, 04:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Then 59% of people are wrong <!--emo&--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>As for foxes. They're misrepresented by the media (as in, the only two animals on the planet that kill for pleasure are humans and cats. Thus, it's not foxes that raid chicken huts, kill the chickens, and leave without eating). And if you have a problem with sheep being killed, you're best bet is a llama. UK hunter mammals are scared of the smell. And those brave enough to attack the herd of sheep anyway... Well... You don't really want to encounter an angry llama when you're not even half it's size. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> ::runs and hides:: Don't kill us foxes!

[Henohenomoheji]

42%ofstatisticsare useless.<br><br>54% of photocopiers break because somebody wants to photocopy their butt.<br><br>the above statement is false<br><br>the statement below is true<br><br><br>...wait a minute...