So, I'm sitting in my room for about... 2 hours.

[Priest_Revan]

Have my man children Revan. My biological clock is ticking. Backwards because the battery needs to be replaced. Also, the front is scratched from when I put it in my pocket with a handful of spare change.

Let the children come out of me. I can take the pain.

...

Or we can just combine our DNA and clone some kids.

...

Also, I wonder why people voted "yes" on the "Is Priest a terrible person". I guess speaking your mind is a bad thing.

[Holley]

Okies, I'll do a reply ... but only 'cause I'm REALLY bored ...

1. I may not condone what Michael Jackson does to children, but I could careless... his music freakin' rules.
I don't really care about him or his music..

2. I don't care about 9/11 anymore.
I didn't feel for the victims after about 2 years, like any tragedy though its worth remembering.

3. So do I, woo!

4. I do not agree with gay adoptions (sorry... I'm not gonna say you can't do it, but I just don't like it).
Seeing the number of terrible birth parents out there, I have to say I do agree with it. Having seen the affect of one birth parent then living with a same-sex partner and raising their kid, if anything I'd say most gay couples who want to adopt are better than the majority of hetero couples who just have kids for no particular reason.

5. Yes indeedy.

6. I don't like transexuals...
Well, they're doing what they want with their body, so you're disagreeing with yourself. The male to femail transexuals I've known in the past have all been charming, and I was romantically involved with one of them.

7. I don't agree with the wearing of fursuits.
You may as well say 'I don't agree with the wearing of clothes' ... whats the difference?

8. I do agree with the wearing of Jedi/Sith uniforms.
Likewise, whats the difference between this and fursuits?

9. Agreed

10. Agreed

11. I do believe that a woman should stay with the babby, at home, for the first 3 years (you guys have maternal instincts. I mean, for christs sake, a man would confuse the babby for a table.)
I raised my son in the early years, just because you can't cope with babies doesn't mean all men are useless.

12. A woman can go on vacation within those 3 years.
Everyone needs a break from their kids sometime.

13. Prostitution may be wrong, but you shouldn't waste your time stopping it.
I don't think prostitution is wrong, some people are very good at it.

14. Agreed

15. Agreed

16. Stop blaming Gays, Mexicans, and Arabs for every damn thing that goes wrong in America... geez.
Who cares whats wrong with America?

17. Agreed

18. If a woman hits a man and a man hits her back, it's assualt... if a man it's a woman first and the woman hits him back, it's self-defense... WTF?
Yes, the law is blurry and some women are very good at 'being feeble' when it suits them.

19. The death penalty isn't right... but you Texans will dissagree with me on that.
I think its better than spending umpteen thousands of taxpayer's money to keep someone in jail for the rest of their life.

20. Agreed
21. Agreed
22. Agreed
23. Agreed
24. Country is not better than Rap, but Classical is.
Thats just musical preference, everyone has their favourites, its like having an opinion on how you butter your toast.

25. Agreed

26. We need a minority in office.
Proportional representation would be nice accross the whole 1st world.

27. Combining Mexico, America, and Canada into one country is a terrible idea.
Agreed, why would Canada want the USA dragging on their heels?

28. Agreed
29. Agreed

30. The McDonalds CEO and other leaders are really good at their job.
Agreed, but their morals are questionable.

31. Microsoft really shouldn't be making us pay for Xbox live... seriously, you jerks have enough money.
Yeah, I want everything for free, gimme gimme gimme!

32. Agreed
33. Agreed
34. Agreed
35. PS3 fanboys are really dumb.
Fanboys of any technology are dumb, its just a box of wires that nobody will care about in 100 years.

36. Most fanboys from the other systems lack basic grammar skills... wait, let me spell it the way they can read it... GRAMM3R SKI11Z.
See above.

37. Apple needs to stop making computers.
Why? Some people like their computers, and their hardware is better quality than most.

38. Why isn't "gullible" in the dictionary?
It is.

39. Agreed

40. Neither Britney nor Kevin should have those kids.
Who are Britney and Kevin?

[Doc Sigma]

Is anybody actually reading people's replies? I sure as heck am not. Other than Angela's, which I only read because my eyes caught the RICKROLL and I was all ZOMG

[Holley]

Nope, which is one of the reasons I didn't bother doing a full reply on my first post

[Priest_Revan]

I don't like transexuals...
Well, they're doing what they want with their body, so you're disagreeing with yourself. The male to femail transexuals I've known in the past have all been charming, and I was romantically involved with one of them.

Well, I know that they're doing whatever they want to their body, which I'm fine with... as long as they stay away from me.

[Doc Sigma]

I don't like transexuals...
Well, they're doing what they want with their body, so you're disagreeing with yourself. The male to femail transexuals I've known in the past have all been charming, and I was romantically involved with one of them.

Well, I know that they're doing whatever they want to their body, which I'm fine with... as long as they stay away from me.

I don't mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.

[Priest_Revan]

I don't like transexuals...
Well, they're doing what they want with their body, so you're disagreeing with yourself. The male to femail transexuals I've known in the past have all been charming, and I was romantically involved with one of them.

Well, I know that they're doing whatever they want to their body, which I'm fine with... as long as they stay away from me.

I don't mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.

Agreed.

[nickspoon]

1. An all-you-can-eat Buffet should not turn away people.
Duh.

2. People who commit suicide don't deserve pity.
Depends. I mean, if they're dead and all, it doesn't really matter how much you pity them.

3. People who attempted suicide fail at both life and death.
Mostly death.

4. Microsoft does have a nickel for everytime Windows fails.
More than that.

5. France pantsless sucks.
Most of it.

6. Eastern Russians are Asian.
They're from Eastern Russia. There aren't enough people in Eastern Russia to bother about.

7. Not all people from Iraq are bad.
Of course not. Most of them aren't.

8. Bestiality is wrong.
Yes.

9. Necrophilia is worse.
No.

10. Bestiality is often spelled "beastiality".
Tis. 'Zoophilia' is the better word though.

11. Cartoons will not rot a kids brain.
12. Don't blame your kids behavior on tv...
13. If your kid blames video games for his actions, he/she is either stupid or your just a pantsless bad parent.
This man speaketh the truth.

14. College allows way too many idiots in.
I wouldn't know.

15. I'd do that shit too for how much the "Jackass" crew gets paid.
I'm not stupid enough.

16. Jehovahs witnesses are not that bad... they just talk a lot.
They are that bad.

17. Mormons are pretty bad.
They are.

18. Jewish people are okay... and come on, they totally have a reason to be mad all the time.
Well, they have a reason to be mad if they're put in a great big mental "JEWISH" crate and set fire to.

19. Don't listen to critics, listen to majorities.
The majority is usually wrong.

20. Ramen pantsless sucks.
Ramen is awesome.

21. Hawaii isn't as great as we think.
I wouldn't know.

22. Rape is actually a good thing.
Do you mean rap? Either way, no.

23. I don't condone rape.
Good!

24. Cold Stone Creamery pantsless rules.
What?

25. Pink is a manly colour... unless it's on a fat guy.
Pink is sexy, fat guys aren't.

26. Overly muscular is just as gross as being obese.
I think obese edges ahead, but you're right.

27. Anorexia is pretty disgusting.
28. Bulimia is worse.
Yes and yes.

29. If your kids are running around in Walmart and making a mess, beat their ass.
Or other parts of their body!

30. Cashiers don't care what you think.
Of course not.

31. Managers are paid to be nice to you... remember that.
Will do.

32. Not every toy is unsafe for children.
Quite.

33. Your child is a dumbnut if he/she lacks common sense.
Not a 'dumbnut' per se, but lacking in common sense.

34. Teenage pregnancy is both sad and funny.
I don't see the funny side of life-wreckage.

35. If you don't know who the father is, you freakin' fail.
Rape?

36. If you need Maury to help you, you fail even more.
Who?

37. Jerry Springer should always be your last resort.
Jerry Springer should be shot along with Jeremy Kyle.

38. Goths are not emos.
No, but they both suck anyway.

39. Satanists are not evil.
True.

40. Not all Satanists believe in Satan.
Satanism isn't really devil-worship.

[Priest_Revan]

20. Ramen pantsless sucks.
Ramen is awesome.

No.

When you're living off of Ramen, it starts to get old really fast.

[Tabris_The_17th]

20. Ramen pantsless sucks.
Ramen is awesome.

No.

When you're living off of Ramen, it starts to get old really fast.

All that sodium. Blegh.

[Doc Sigma]

Ramen is awesome if and only if three specific conditions are met.

1) You're eating good, high-quality ramen, not the kind that costs 10 cents for 100 bags.
2) You're eating it as noodles, not as soup. Strain it first, people!
3) You're not living off of it.

[Bocaj Claw]

I don't like transexuals...
Well, they're doing what they want with their body, so you're disagreeing with yourself. The male to femail transexuals I've known in the past have all been charming, and I was romantically involved with one of them.

Well, I know that they're doing whatever they want to their body, which I'm fine with... as long as they stay away from me.

I don't mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.

If you keep winning so hard I'm going to start worshipping you as a false god. The logical progression of such a belief would end with me killing you to free you from your fleshy prison.

[Priest_Revan]

Ramen is awesome if and only if three specific conditions are met.

1) You're eating good, high-quality ramen, not the kind that costs 10 cents for 100 bags.
2) You're eating it as noodles, not as soup. Strain it first, people!
3) You're not living off of it.

1) I'm a college student... I can't afford the good stuff.
2)I drain... but it gets cold really quickly.
3)...Already doing that.

[Tom Flapwell]

Also, I wonder why people voted "yes" on the "Is Priest a terrible person". I guess speaking your mind is a bad thing.

1. You didn't say "a terrible." You said "such a bad." That "such" is open to interpretation.

2. In any nonserious context, some will vote in ways not representative of their true feelings, just to spice it up.

[Priest_Revan]

Also, I wonder why people voted "yes" on the "Is Priest a terrible person". I guess speaking your mind is a bad thing.

1. You didn't say "a terrible." You said "such a bad." That "such" is open to interpretation.

2. In any nonserious context, some will vote in ways not representative of their true feelings, just to spice it up.

Or just because they don't like me... either way, it really doesn't matter.

I just made that poll 'cause I was bored.