Favourite Lyrics

Steve the Pocket · Postby **Steve the Pocket** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:24 pm

Yay, another Weird Al fan! *adds to note pad* And yeah, that's one of my faves too. And if I may, here's another: Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet Next comes the part that I won't ever forget Now I'm bein' followed by these Russian spies They give me some velcro, and an order of fries Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise I fall down a hole and that's when I realize I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White Night after night after night after night All right! Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door And I'm back in the very same place I was before Now I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White Night after night after night after night And I can't bust out and I can't break free And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me And I can't go home and I can't get loose And I try to escape but it's just no use And I can't ever leave and I can't ever win And we're runnin' outta air and the walls are closin' in And I can't go back and I can't get through But Vanna since you're here, why don't you let me buy a vowel from you Come on Vanna, come on! Ow, buhhh Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then See, I'm coming home from work but I forgot my address I'm half an hour late for my algebra test Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest And I'm falling and falling and I guess you know the rest I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White Night after night after night after night I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White Stuck in a closet with Vanna White N-n-n-night after night after night night night Then I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya, ya-ya, ya, ya-ya) I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White Night after night after night after night I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya) I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:23 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Octan @ Jul 19 2005, 11:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Riiiiight. And next you're going to tell me you misspelled "come" by accident. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... lleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' />  </td></tr></table>  I copied that out of my LiveJournal, and I got those from lyricsfreak.com. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /> oh, and the singer (I don't know much about AC DC) wrote that for his wife <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' />

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:14 am

(edit: D'oh! Disregard, post made in error <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /> )

Rooster · Postby **Rooster** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:12 am

These sum up my veiw of the US at the moment... NOFX - The Idiots Are Taking Over it's not the right time to be sober now the idiots have taken over spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer? Mensa membership conceding tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding Watson, it's really elementary the industrial revolution has flipped the bitch on evolution the benevolent and wise are being thwarted, ostracized, what a bummer the world keeps getting dumber insensitivity is standard and faith is being fancied over reason darwin's rollin over in his coffin the fittest are surviving much less often now everything seems to be reversing, and it's worsening someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool now angry mob mentality's no longer the exception, it's the rule and im startin to feel a lot like charlton heston stranded on a primate planet apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground with generals and the armies that obeyed them followers following fables philosophies that enable them to rule without regard there's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated political scientists get the same one vote as some Arkansas inbred majority rule, don't work in mental institutions sometimes the smallest softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions what are we left with? a nation of god-fearing pregnant nationalists who feel it's their duty to populate the homeland pass on traditions how to get ahead religions And prosperity via simpleton culture the idiots are takin over [x8]

Kles · Postby **Kles** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:15 pm

DREAM THEATER - STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS " "

Arloest · Postby **Arloest** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:47 am

Iron Maiden - Journeyman From the red sky of the east To the sunset in the west We have cheated death And he has cheated us But that was just a dream And this is what it means We are sleeping And we'll dream for evermore And the fragment remains of our memories And the shadows remain with our hands Deep grey, came to mourn All the colours of the dawn Will this journeyman's day be his last? I know what I want And I say what I want And no one can take it away I know what I want And I say what I want And no one can take it away But the memory still remains All the past years not so stange Our winter times are like a silent shroud And the heartbeat of the day Drives the mist away And winter's not the only dream around In your life you may choose desolation And the shadows you build with your hands If you turn to the light That is burning in the night Then the journeyman's day has begun

simon · Postby **simon** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:16 am

If there's something strange In your neighborhood Who you gonna call GHOSTBUSTERS If there's something weird And it don't look good Who you gonna call GHOSTBUSTERS I ain't afraid of no ghost I ain't afraid of no ghost If you're seeing things Running through your head Who can you call GHOSTBUSTERS An invisible man Sleeping in your bed Oh, who you gonna call GHOSTBUSTERS I ain't afraid of no ghost I ain't afraid of no ghost Who you gonna call GHOSTBUSTERS If you're all alone Pick up the phone And call GHOSTBUSTERS I ain't afraid of no ghost I hear it likes the girls I ain't afraid of no ghost Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Who you gonna call GHOSTBUSTERS If you've had a dose Of a freaky ghost Maybe you'd better call GHOSTBUSTERS Let me tell you something Bustin' makes me feel good I ain't afraid of no ghost I ain't afraid of no ghost Don't get caught alone, oh no GHOSTBUSTERS When it comes through your door Unless you just want some more I think you better call GHOSTBUSTERS OWWWWW Who you gonna call GHOSTBUSTERS Who you gonna call GHOSTBUSTERS Ahhh, I think you better call GHOSTBUSTERS Haha, who you gonna call GHOSTBUSTERS I can't heear yooou Who you gonna call GHOSTBUSTERS Louder! GHOSTBUSTERS Who you gonna call GHOSTBUSTERS Who can you call GHOSTBUSTERS Who you gonna call GHOSTBUSTERS Ahaha, I heard it likes the girls too GHOSTBUSTERS

Supersmoke · Postby **Supersmoke** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:06 pm

I have lyrics from two intertwined songs by Amon Amarth. Arson They came riding at first light Fifty men armed to the teeth The sounding horn called us out to fight We went to meet them in the fields Outnumbered yet we fought But soon we were overrun We took refuge in our home Our downfall had just begun They attacked our home, we kept them out Defending ourselves with spear and bow We took them out one by one As the rising autumn sun glowed There was twenty dead on each side When we first smelled something burn We heard them laughing from outside Taunting us with spiteful words They set the house on fire In order to smoke us out Only five of us were still alive And our time was running out Raging flames surrounded us all Our home was under siege Crumbling roof and burning walls There was no way to break free As we were all about to die We swore a sacred oath Revenge would be claimed if someone survived And we sealed the oath in blood The roof caved in and cleared a path A way out of the flames It was decided that I'd go first As we made for our escaped Suddenly the walls came down And trapped the rest inside My closest friends died that day Only I made it out alive Once Sealed In Blood It's five years since I left this land Since I left my friends to burn Fice years making bitter plans Preparing my return All this time my hatred's grown The one thing on my mind The hate in me is all I've known The one thing keeping me alive Bold words spreads across the land Bragging tongues speak carelessly Know they not what is to come I'll hunt them down restlessly The oath I swore, once sealed in blood A seal between loyal friends I swore before ancient Gods I will have revenge I swore! Before my Gods! An oath! Once sealed in blood Now here I stand in pouring rain As he comes riding down the path He will learn the meaning of pain As subject to my endless wrath He will be the first to pay For the bragging words he spoke He'll regret that fateful day My friends perished in smoke I swore! Before my Gods! An oath! Once sealed in blood So here I stand on the road With cold steel in my hand As he looks into my unforgiving soul His tears begins to run One man down 29 to go Consider yourselves warned I'm coming for the rest of you And I will have no remorse

Arloest · Postby **Arloest** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:04 am

SIMON!!!! D:<

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:20 am

Just remembered this line last night... "I'm sitting on my watch, so I can be on time"

Paul.Power · Postby **Paul.Power** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:57 pm

You can tell what subject I've been studying at Uni. The Klein Four Group - Finite Simple Group (Of Order Two) The path of love is never smooth, But mine's continuous for you, You're the upper bound in the chains of my heart, You're my axiom of choice, you know it's true. But lately our relation's not so well-defined, And I just can't function without you, I'll prove my proposition, and I'm sure you'll find, We're a finite simple group of order two. I'm losing my identity, I'm getting tensor every day, And without loss of generality, I will assume that you feel the same way. Since every time I see you, you just quotient out, The faithful image that I'm mapping to, But when we're one-to-one, you'll see what I'm about, 'Cause we're a finite simple group of order two. Our equivalence was stable, The principle love bundle sitting deep inside, But then you drove a wedge between our two forms, Now everything is so complexified. When we first met we simply connected, My heart was open but too dense, Our system was already directed, To have a finite limit in some sense. I'm living in the kernel of a rank one map, From my domain its image looks so blue, 'Cause all I see are zeroes, it's a cruel trap, But we're a finite simple group of order two. I'm not the smartest operator in my class, But we're a mirror pair, me and you (you and me) So let's apply forgetful functors to the past, And be a finite simple group, Be a finite simple group, Let's be a finite simple group of order two (why not three?) *breaks down in laughter* I've proved my proposition now as you can see, So let's both be associative and free, And by corollary this shows you and I to be, Purely inseperable, QED.

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:54 am

Dire Straits - Brothers In Arms These mist covered mountains Are a home now for me But my home is the lowlands And always will be Some day you'll return to Your valleys and your farms And you'll no longer burn To be brothers in arms Through these fields of destruction Baptisms of fire I've witnessed your suffering As the battles raged higher And though they did hurt me so bad In the fear and alarm You did not desert me My brothers in arms There's so many different worlds So many differents suns And we have just one world But we live in different ones Now the sun's gone to hell And the moon's riding high Let me bid you farewell Every man has to die But it's written in the starlight And every line on your palm We're fools to make war On our brothers in arms

Paul.Power · Postby **Paul.Power** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:58 am

If we're going to Dire Straits... Now warning lights are flashing down in quality control, Somebody threw a spanner, they threw it in a hole, There's rumours in the loading bay and anger in the town, Somebody blew the whistle, and the walls are coming down, There's a meeting in the board room, they're tryn'a trace the smell, There's a leaking in the washing room, there's a stink in Personnell Somewhere in a corridor, someone was heard to sneeze, Goodness me, could this be Industrial Disease? The caretaker was crucified, for sleeping at his post, Refusing to be pacified, instead they blame the moles, Watchdog got rabies, the foreman's got the fleas, Everyone concerned about Industrial Disease, There's panic on the switchboard, tongues are in knots, Some come out in sympathy, some come out in spots, Some blame the management, and some the employees, Everybody knows it's the Industrial Disease *instrumental organ bit* Yeah, now, the workforce is disgusted, downs tools, walks, Innocence is injured, and experience just talks, Everyone seeks damages, everyone agrees, That these are classic symptoms of a monetary squeeze, On ITV and BBC they talk about the curse, Philosophy is useless, theology is worse, History boils over, there's an economics freeze, Sociologists invent words that mean Industrial Disease! *more instrumental organ bit* Dr. Parkinson declared "I'm not surprised to see you here, "You've got smoker's cough from smoking, brewer's droop from drinking beer, "I don't know how you came to get the Betty Davies knees, "But worst of all young man, you've got Industrial Disease!" He wrote me a prescription, he said "You are depressed, "I'm glad you came to see me, to get this off your chest, "Come back and see me later, next patient please! "Send in another victim of this Industrial Disease, ha-ha," *more instrumental organ bit* "Hah!" "Splendid" I go down to Speaker's Corner, and I'm thunderstruck, They've got three States tourists, police in trucks, Two men say they're Jesus, one of them must be wrong, There's a protest singer, he's singing a protest song, He says "They're gonna have a war, to keep their factories, "They're gonna have a war, to keep us on our knees, "They're gonna have a war to stop us buying Japanese, "They're gonna have a war to stop Industrial Disease! "They're pointing out the enemy, to keep you deaf and blind, "They wanna sap your energy, incarcerate your mind, "Give you 'Rule Britannia', gassy beer, page three, "Two weeks in Espaa and a Sunday striptease!" Meanwhile, the first Jesus says, "I'll cure it soon, "Abolish Monday mornings and Friday afternoons, The other one's out on hunger strike, he's dying by degrees, How come Jesus gets Industrial Disease? *instrumental organ bit to fade*

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:42 am

Beat on the brat Beat on the brat Beat on the brat with a baseball bat Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh-oh I beat on the brat I beat on the brat I beat on the brat with a baseball bat Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh-oh Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh-oh What can you do? What can you do? With a brat like that always on your back What can you lose? What can you lose? What can you lose? With a brat like that always on your back What can you do? Do, yeah Beat on the brat Beat on the brat Beat on the brat with a baseball bat Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh-oh Beat on the brat Beat on the brat Beat on the brat with a baseball bat Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh-oh Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh-oh What can you do? What can you do? With a brat like that always on your back What can you do? What can you lose? What can you lose? With a brat like that always on your back What can you do?

Supersmoke · Postby **Supersmoke** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:11 pm

Don't make me post the Peanutbutterjellytime lyrics.

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