Will give personalized banners for jokes

[Archaemic]

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[Supersmoke]

If I had a banner, there would be a quote, and then some dude in the background covered in flaming napalm, regardless of what the quote says. <!--emo&:o--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[GhostWay]

Sounds fun.<br><br>Hey, what are you doing with that flamethrower?<br><br>AAAAHHHHHHRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! I'm burning!

[Supersmoke]

SMILE! Satan loves you! (Insert flaming person here)

[Ibun]

<!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Amaroq]

I've got a joke to get me a banner.<br><br>*Ahem*<br><br>What would you find in the toilet of the starship Enterpsise?<br><br>The Capain's Log.<br><br>Will I be PM'ed for what saying I want, or do I post it here?<img src='http://webmessenger.msn.com/v10.0.1108. ... tongue.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

[Arloest]

Ozymandias gets a banner! And I guess coolsteve64 will be PMd.<br>

[Softpaw]

How many furries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<br><br>Two to engineer a new ladder, four to design a new bulb, one to suggest they use a car headlight, ten to complain about having to spend money on it, and a hundred to post about the bulb situation and resulting drama in their livejournals. Oh, and one ignored newbie who suggests they just get a new one from Wal-Mart and screw it into the existing socket.<br><br>---------<br><br>[shrugs] I dunno, I made that up as I went based on observations of mine, particularly the tendency of furs in groups to overcomplicate anything <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Miles E Traysandor]

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that, I'd be... A seventeen cent-aire.

[Arloest]

/me LAUGHS at Felix's joke. You'll DEFINATELY be next.<br>For now here's steve's.

[Kevin McCloud]

Okay...joke...joke..<br><span style='color:green'>What do you get when you mix bread with a pickle?</span><br><span style='color:red'>Dill-Dough!</span><br>and in case that fails...<br><span style='color:blue'>What do the Enterprise and a piece of toilet paper have in common?</span><br><span style='color:purple'>They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons!</span>

[Amaroq]

Thank you man. thats cool!<br><br>I notice my name, then in little letters "What fools these mortals be." Thats funny. XD<br><br>So, do I DL it and host it somewhere, or should I link it from this attachment?

[Arloest]

Here's Felix's!

[GhostWay]

<!--QuoteBegin-Traysandor Vulpine+Jan 2 2005, 10:01 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Traysandor Vulpine @ Jan 2 2005, 10:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that, I'd be...  A seventeen cent-aire.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>That's...not...even...CLOSE to mathematically possible!<br><br>Why...am-I....talki..ing...like.....Will....iam.....Shat--ner? My.....god,.....there's.......some...thing.....on...........the......wing!<br><br>Anyways, I somehow accidentally posted a joke in <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> instead of here. Don't ask how, but it happened. So, anyways...<br><br>How many buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?<br><i><span style='color:#008'>Two. One to change it, and one not to change it.</span></i><br><br>and another...<br><br>What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?<br><i><span style='color:#008'>One...with everything!</span></i><br><br>yet another...<br><br>Why are you always in such a rush? Do you ever preambulate, confabulate, postulate, and elates at all?<br><i><span style='color:#008'>Sometimes, I undulate. But always, always, alone.</span></i><br><br>and more...<br><br><i><span style='color:#008'>The policeman didn't appreciate that I had left my equipment in the shrubs. So he issued me a ticket for my cricket thicket wicket.</span></i><br><br>and one more, a quote from a science teacher.<br><br><span style='color:#008'>"Science <i>doesn't</i> suck. Science blows."</span> (This was a reference to how vaccum cleaners work, IIRC)

[Miles E Traysandor]

<!--QuoteBegin-GhostWay+Jan 2 2005, 11:04 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (GhostWay @ Jan 2 2005, 11:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Traysandor Vulpine+Jan 2 2005, 10:01 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Traysandor Vulpine @ Jan 2 2005, 10:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that, I'd be...  A seventeen cent-aire.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>That's...not...even...CLOSE to mathematically possible!<br> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> It doesn't have to make sense... <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.net/2000/om20000531.html' target='_blank'>By the way, I borrowed that from an Ozy and Millie strip</a>, an inside joke really, hehe