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I've never heard of anyone doing that.

I once knew someone who wouldn't eat pasta with sauce and put ketchup on it... But still seems rather disgusting. The salsa, not so much so. I really don't care for KD and prefer Annie's when I have my mac & cheese, but thats rather pricer, and it would be a sin to cover it with ketchup.

Never heard of it, either. But this does remind me of an old joke:

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: Burnt toast and cream cheese and ketchup!

You win the worst joke ever award.

My dad often tells a far worse joke.

Q: What do Mickey Mouse and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both have long white beards, except for Mickey.

My dad often tells a far worse joke.

Q: What do Mickey Mouse and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both have long white beards, except for Mickey.

Your dad is awesome.

I don't do this personally, but I know people who do. I do put chili in my KD however...

"If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner. But we would eat Kraft Dinner, we'd eat more. And buy really expensive ketchups with it."

My dad often tells a far worse joke.

Q: What do Mickey Mouse and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both have long white beards, except for Mickey.

Your dad is awesome.

Doc Sigma's entire family is awesome.

My dad often tells a far worse joke.

Q: What do Mickey Mouse and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both have long white beards, except for Mickey.

Your dad is awesome.

Doc Sigma's entire family is awesome.

You're both quite right. Well, I do have some cousins who are outright nutters, but for the most part we all kick ass.

Never heard of it, either. But this does remind me of an old joke:

Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: Burnt toast and cream cheese and ketchup!

<Ariakas> What's white, black, and red all over and has difficulty passing through a revolving door?
<Dolands> A nun with a spear through her head!

I don't do this personally, but I know people who do. I do put chili in my KD however...

"If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner. But we would eat Kraft Dinner, we'd eat more. And buy really expensive ketchups with it."

That’s right, all the fanciest ketch-- dijon ketchups!

I don't do this personally, but I know people who do. I do put chili in my KD however...

"If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner. But we would eat Kraft Dinner, we'd eat more. And buy really expensive ketchups with it."

That’s right, all the fanciest ketch-- dijon ketchups!

Mmmm, mm mmm, HMM HMM!

I don't do this personally, but I know people who do. I do put chili in my KD however...

"If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner. But we would eat Kraft Dinner, we'd eat more. And buy really expensive ketchups with it."

That’s right, all the fanciest ketch-- dijon ketchups!

Mmmm, mm mmm, HMM HMM!

Better than poutine, I suppose.

I don't do this personally, but I know people who do. I do put chili in my KD however...

"If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner. But we would eat Kraft Dinner, we'd eat more. And buy really expensive ketchups with it."

That’s right, all the fanciest ketch-- dijon ketchups!

Mmmm, mm mmm, HMM HMM!

Better than poutine, I suppose.

No. Just...no.

I don't do this personally, but I know people who do. I do put chili in my KD however...

"If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner. But we would eat Kraft Dinner, we'd eat more. And buy really expensive ketchups with it."

That’s right, all the fanciest ketch-- dijon ketchups!

Mmmm, mm mmm, HMM HMM!

Better than poutine, I suppose.

No. Just...no.

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I demand to know who is going to clean the puke out from between my keys.

Everyone who's never tried poutine are always like "eeew, I hate poutine". Also I wouldn't expect you americans to understand the almost lustful draw of this dish.