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Re: Happy birthday, Jesus!

Postby Dr. Sticks » Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:58 pm

I say this is in good taste myself. Jesus DID come for everyone...
he didn't come for me :(
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Re: Happy birthday, Jesus!

Postby Gecko » Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:09 pm

I say this is in good taste myself. Jesus DID come for everyone...
he didn't come for me :(
Oh no.
Anami and Anami are sitting around Anami says "GRR I AM ANGSTY LET'S EXPRESS ANGST" and so Anami says "ONE OF THE MODS ON DC IS A DICK I POSTED A PICTURE THAT WASN'T REALLY THAT INAPPROPRIATE AND THREE MODS SAW IT AND DID NOTHING THEN A FOURTH ONE SAW IT AND DELETED IT" and Anami says "OMG I HATE MODS >:("

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Postby MuffinSticks » Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:28 pm

Where was Jesus when I proclaimed to the heavens that I don't believe in god? Does he WANT people to go to hell?
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Postby gforce422 » Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:37 pm

Where was Jesus when I proclaimed to the heavens that I don't believe in god? Does he WANT people to go to hell?
No, he probably just left you alone when you proclaimed that you didn't believe in him. :P

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Postby MuffinSticks » Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:44 pm

Sorry if I turn this into a religious argument, but I think if he doesn't want people to go to hell, he should realize there isn't any particular reason to believe in Jesus or God in the least. He should count on people getting misguided and just fall out of the sky once in a while and yell GAHHAHAGAHAGA I'M JESUS!!
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Postby Segovia » Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:03 pm

Am I the only person who had the idea of making a birthday cake for Jesus?

Happy Birthday Jesus!!!!!!

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Postby gforce422 » Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:32 pm

Sorry if I turn this into a religious argument, but I think if he doesn't want people to go to hell, he should realize there isn't any particular reason to believe in Jesus or God in the least. He should count on people getting misguided and just fall out of the sky once in a while and yell GAHHAHAGAHAGA I'M JESUS!!
Assuming there is a God, if he created people, and if he is all loving, he needed to give people the capacity to choose between the right and the wrong thing. To quote C.S. Lewis:

"God created things which had free will. That means creatures which can go either wrong or right. Some people think they can imagine a creature which was free but had no possibility of going wrong; I cannot. If a thing is free to be good it is also free to be bad. And free will is what has made evil possible. Why, then, did God give them free will? Because free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having."

Jesus dropping out of the sky would be similar to what is being expressed here. People would have no choice but to believe in God if that happened, thus, it would be the topical equivilant of no free will.

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-He made the absolute nicest comments about me in the other topic. I didn't respond to them yet, because I suck, but they are greatly appreciated! =D
-I would say he would also be a good runner up as one of the nicest people alive.
-He joined the IRC sometimes. But not enough, I say! Chat moar =D
-He is evidently only 18 year old but he could easily pass for 25. =D
-He is a drummer like *I* am and this in itself is cool.
Astro> gforce's smiles can cure cancer in kittens
Astro> the happiness radiating from your person is enough to solve tensor calculus
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Postby MuffinSticks » Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:36 pm

So he lets the people that choose not to believe in a big ol' bucket of hogwash go to hell so everyone else who happened to choose correctly can live happy lives
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Postby Comrade K » Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:48 pm

This still grinds down to the question of why God created people in the first place.

Why create a world full of duality, especially if you already know what will happen due to your omniscience? God would know what would happen to me and if I'd go to heaven or hell before he even created the universe.

Hmm.

Whatever, it's still (by contemporary Christian accounts) Jesus' birthday, and regardless of whether the big man in the sky is there or not, Jesus did some cool shit.
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Postby nickspoon » Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:57 pm

Guys, it's Christmas. Don't ruin it by talking about Jesus.
If you do not repent, I will come to you and remove your lampstand from its place. (Revelation 2:5, NIV)
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Postby Segovia » Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:59 pm

I know where this thread is heading.

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Postby Angstwolf » Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:26 am

Hell?

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Postby Gecko » Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:49 am

People ask why would a perfect deity create a world filled with so much evil. I have to wonder, why would a perfect being create a world at all?
Hell?
That's where we're going. :lol:
Anami and Anami are sitting around Anami says "GRR I AM ANGSTY LET'S EXPRESS ANGST" and so Anami says "ONE OF THE MODS ON DC IS A DICK I POSTED A PICTURE THAT WASN'T REALLY THAT INAPPROPRIATE AND THREE MODS SAW IT AND DID NOTHING THEN A FOURTH ONE SAW IT AND DELETED IT" and Anami says "OMG I HATE MODS >:("

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Postby Dr. Sticks » Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:06 am

God created the world because he wanted me to be born. :3
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Well put doog. You never posted anything offensive whatsoever
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Postby Segovia » Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:35 am

Hell?
Not quite. It is something that only a moderator can do.


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